Decoded

@GabGarrett @wokshovel The computers have aneurisms with what you do with them

@wokshovel you would have an aneurism if you saw what I do with computers

POV: gpt 5.6 decided it would be ultra smart to send an email on your behalf without discussing anything about it with you

@litteralyme0 Which ironically was trained on wikipedia amongst other sources

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

I’d never waste anyone’s time, man or woman, but I’m gonna be honest since nobody asked. I used to be scared if there was someone pretty interviewing me. Eventually I stopped becoming self conscious and thinking everything is about me when I realised I’m tall and handsome and now I don’t care.

I know a girl who says it’s actually harder to be a pretty woman in sales/recruiting because men are more highly incentivized to waste your time Makes sense honestly

Cheers for liking and unliking my tweets. Just remember all of your twitter engagement is from maga and zionists - basically foreigners. Barely anyone in Britain engages positively with you. The polls show it. The votes show it. Every time you tweet you get ratiod by Brits which shows it. You’ve been on this anti Islam flex for a long time and WHERE has it gotten you? The more you keep slandering Islam, the more white people wonder what’s so bad about it and feel compelled to read the Quran… after which they end up reverting. This must be infuriating for you 😌

I will not be silenced by Muslim MPs over my criticism of Islamic practices that have no place in Britain.

YOU HAVE TO AGREE THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE FUCKING CORRUPTION PROBLEM IN AMERICA WHEN THE CURRENT PRESIDENT AND HIS CRIME FAMILY TRADED MORE STOCKS THE LAST 18 MONTHS THAN ALL PREVIOUS MEMBERS OF THE US GOVERNMENT COMBINED THE LAST 250 YEARS🙄

@HanaHoops Israel killed 50 children for every goal scored against them

Norway beat Israel 5-0 in the World Cup qualifiers and then donated the prize money they won to Gaza and that’s why everyone should be rooting for them.

A rocket hasn't been fired from Gaza in 18 months. And Hamas has handed administrative control over to a technocratic interim committee. Yet the apartheid state continues killing children daily. Almost as if it's a holocaust and not a war

If you’re American and you don’t know it’s quicker to get to Russia than it is to get from south of the US to Canada then you should be ineligible to vote

They’ll prolong the genocide long enough so that in 20 years they’ll deny it was a holocaust and say all the videos that were live streamed videos were AI.

@ZackPolanski @liamcunningham1 Can you say you’ll sanction israel if your party leads britain? I admire the craftiness, you’ve fooled so many people.

Can Burnham say that war crimes, let alone genocide, has occurred in Gaza? Being clear on this is the most basic first step. Without this, Labour hasn't even started its journey to rectifying for years of complicity and participation in this genocide.

@_sanjikhan You’re right. I decided you were a hijabi before even speaking to you

i think one of the hardest parts of wearing hijab for me isn’t even the heat, the inconvenience, or the wish to look beautiful it’s the way people decide who u are before u even speak there’s been too many times that people have admitted to me that they were afraid of opening

If someone told you that someone else is 2 weeks away from joining the gym, for 47 years, at what point do you start to think maybe that person is lying and that someone else never intended on joining the gym? joining the gym = obtaining nuclear weapons someone else = iran someone = satanyahu

Everyone's sleeping on this comment :( I got him goooood

@KazzaG45 @zarahsultana St George's flag was created after a man who was born in what is now Turkey and raised in Palestine and was respected by fellow Muslims. So when you have that flag in your profile pic, you're saying you love and respect Palestinians? So what's with all the other hasbara?

You were a Labour party MP when they/you ignored the fact that British children were being gang raped, drugged, trafficked, tortured & murdered because they were white non Mulims. You literally sacrificed Britains children for the Muslim vote YOU have the blood of British kids all over your hands & body

What on earth are you talking about? You were literally in Cabinet while the UK continued to sell weapons that were used in the systematic killing of thousands of Palestinians. You don’t get to rewrite history. Blood is on your hands too.

He went after doctors who were cleared after suspension for calling Israel to stop killing babies, while allowing doctors who said they haven't killed enough babies to keep practicing. Even if people don't care about Palestine, they should care about the double standard which will come for you in the future.

@abierkhatib was hardly a secret

Wow… the more I learn about American culture, the more everything starts to make sense. Buying celebs garbage 😱

@gardengirl125 Subsidy queen

Any time someone says this awkward translucent turd is a genius, show them this

@norabird I could tell you exactly why it’s not happening for you and it will be 100% taken the wrong way so it’s not worth the risk of losing my 2 followers

i'm going to be honest, every time i see a happily married man who embraces being partnered and adores his wife i take a smidge of psychic damage. like oh some of them enjoy that and can commit to it i s e e

Do you think we are stupid.