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ghetto ass popeyes in dc got the toilet paper hanging from a chain

i’m just a “yes ma’am” kinda fella

I don't actually miss you. It just messes with my ego that you're not obsessed with me anymore

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

Society is too harsh on nose-picking

randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself

the best part of my day is jacking off. i cant wait to die.

pronouncing the L in caulk loud as fuck so nobody thinks i’m thinking about dicks or anything gay like that

Becoming a hardcore vegan and telling other vegans “I just hate animals so fucking much the thought of eating them makes me sick”

@ThisLocalHater Dream eulogy

When I'm inevitably murdered, no one will say my smile lit up a room. It'll be, "She was very off-putting" and "Honestly, I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner."

@FaggotLabubu Kill ur-slf

what if soap was spelt sope

@fishquichee Just, now?! Catch up, bro

I finished twitter. Read everything

Bout to heat up some bullshit in the michael wave for dinner

honestly, be the villain.

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

Has anyone ever tried putting their penis into a vagina

@petaldairies Pops

Men who can cook.....who taught you?

@notcee_fan Wayne, em, nas

Who are your top 3 rappers in this photo?

@masha_slp i 4’n i

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first