Beasley

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Beasley

@devonbeasley

side quest ambassador. peninsula maybe.

los angeles Joined Mart 2012

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Beasley@devonbeasley·31 Oca

I cannot get jiggy with this. These are unjiggible circumstances.

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Paris@goodyhilton·9 Mar

This is textbook observational humor.

Leo Gao@nabla_theta

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

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babylynn.@thelynnnnnB·25 Oca

wha happen wen i'm gonna takin the playstation

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soul nate@MNateShyamalan·15 Oca

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em me: [playstation voice] play-station

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Jack Freeman@jackfreemanjr·8 Oca

And he got that shit on.

Oliya Scootercaster 🛴@ScooterCasterNY

"You're here to terrorize this city" - Vietnam Veteran confronts Federal ICE agents outside Whipple Federal Building in Minnesota

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Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·5 Oca

Wish me luck everyone. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I’ll be completely out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

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dan@Dansplainer·2 Oca

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

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tuna@Art_hropod·31 Ara

The number is getting too big lets do another jesus soon

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Meggy@igetsoinspired·1 Oca

Everyone is being so brave in recapping their year. I will not be looking back

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Mxim@sugeezy·27 Ara

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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⟢ ⟣@vamptact·20 Ara

Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate

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Beasley@devonbeasley·21 Ara

@REDACTEDSpider Stepdad chronicles

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That REDACTED Guy@REDACTEDSpider·21 Ara

The Avatar franchise is literally just these two beating the fuck out of each other and then basically saying "Alright, same time tomorrow?"

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Hapha 🍉@H4PHAZARDLY·20 Ara

@wengelll Man wtf is willy wonka doing

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Eccedentesiast ⚕️@__amalleiu_z__·22 Kas

took 2 years to not date or waste anyone’s time and work on myself as a person and all I’ve learned was, wasting somebody’s time is better than being lonely

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Leon Thomas@leonthomas·20 Kas

😭😭😭

𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩@Cindtrillella

Fighting at a Leon Thomas concert is NUTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Garcia@GarciaCap·5 Kas

This pic goes insanely hard

jack friks@jackfriks

i have a folder on my computer named "keep going" here are some of the images inside of it: (part 2)

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foks@ExaltedFoks·5 Kas

If you are young and handsome with motion, you have an obligation to tell women they look beautiful and men their jacket is cool. Use your powers for good

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