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@ohkdylan Sorry but if you voted Labour in the UK your an absolute wanker!

Sorry but if you’re wearing a MAGA hat in the UK you’re an absolute cretin

@allenanalysis No bigger embarrassment that Starmer Labour Lib dems and Greens they are all an embarrassment.

🚨HOLY SMOKES: Reporter to Starmer: “Trump says the US won’t back the UK anymore. How seriously do you take that threat?” Starmer: “It won’t change my position. I serve the British national interest. Whatever the noise.” Whatever the noise. Trump is an international embarrassment.

@SkyNews Blame the government for the encouraging them across.

Two migrants die during attempt to cross English Channel. Read more 🔗 trib.al/Q4kr0oe

@UKLabour Fuck off they’re screwing is.

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@sciencegirl Rough Seas used to make me sleep like a baby; I sleep better on a boat than I ever have on land.

Life on a ship

Be like me, all I recycle is coffee jars, tin, and food scraps; the rest goes in the bin. It's not illegal not to recycle. It's all too confusing and too much effort. mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/e…

@Keir_Starmer You’ve done nothing for the Jews, so please don't pretend you care now.

My warmest wishes to Jewish families in the UK and across the world this Passover. I hope the festival brings peace, reflection and joy.

@KITKAT Im not a grass and your chocolate is far too expensive, so if I’m offered some cheap happy days.

Help us find them. Use the Stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio.

@frankbrunoboxer @ItsOurEngland70 You’d have a heart attack 1st round, but then it is April 1st

Morning (again) so the inevitable phone call has come from Jake Pauls office 2 millions pounds for an "exhibition fight" plus 1 million for every round the fight continues after the 1st one to be held at the London Stadium in November in time for my 65th Birthday I have to say I am considering it

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives @RicHolden Kemi, you really need to see a doctor. I honestly think you have Alzheimer's. It was the Tories that let the roads get in such a state.

Today I’m announcing the @Conservatives National Pothole Patrol. That’s a fleet of road-repairing machines which could be deployed directly to fix potholes. To get Britain working again, we have to fix Britain’s roads. And only the Conservatives will get it done.

@IDelacroix26915 @SkyNews Always a baby when a boat sinks yet you see. The pictures it all men.

@SkyNews Tragic loss of life. 19 people, including reportedly a baby, drowned in rough seas off Bodrum after the boat ignored warnings and fled from the Turkish coastguard. Heartbreaking for the families. These dangerous crossings keep claiming lives smugglers bear heavy responsibility.

BREAKING: A rubber boat carrying migrants has capsized off the Turkish holiday resort of Bodrum after a high-speed chase, killing 19 people, say officials. The vessel had ignored warnings to stop, says the Turkish coastguard. trib.al/pu88JOG 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@SkyNews They wont be making it to the land with everything free.

@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer Bullshit! The government will always put the interest of foreigners and themselves first, the White British people can go to hell according to Labours values

This government will always act in the national interest, on the side of British people. From today, you will see wages go up, bills come down, and more support for those who need it most. We will pull ever lever possible to tackle the cost of living.

@WyattCatarina With that frill you can imagine what the dinosaurs looked like

I died so many times watching this video…I know how I would react, but what if it went up his shorts?! 😅😱 Poll below!🦎

@Artemisfornow Do you know there have been rumours of Queen Elizabeth 1st being a man since Elizabethan times? so it's not a new thing.

Queen Elizabeth 1 will be transgender in an upcoming ITV drama. Another leading lady role given to a man! Because if we change our knowledge of the past, we can live in a make believe future 🤡

@DawnButlerBrent You giving anyone hope, oh its april 1st

🚨 BIG NEWS 🚨 I'm delighted to announce I have been appointed as Minister for Hope and Positivity in the Cabinet Office. I'll soon be putting forward new rules to ensure people stay kind online. Full statement below.👇🏾

@EdwardJDavey You insuted the postmasters.

Trump has insulted Britain and insulted our troops – and you can bet he’ll do it again. How can the Prime Minister still think Trump should be rewarded with a state visit from our King?

@Patrici89225734 And our Labour PM is accused of covering up for pedophiles you stupid twat.

Our Prime Minister was Director of Public Prosecutions Graduated from Oxford University and worked predominately as a barrister in defence before becoming PM! Your President is accused of the rape of children! Get your house in order America!

@cezthesocialist Tell your city boy with one post: It is how things are done in the country. Why pay a massive vet bill and get the dog worked up when it can be in a place it loves and not know what's coming.

the only political party whose current leader shot his own dog:

@KarlTurnerMP How did you vote in the grooming gang inquiry vote? You’re all a bunch of cunts.

I am being told that I have had the whip suspended but I have not had any notification from the whips about this. It seems journalists have been told but I have not.