Shitpost Connoisseur

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Shitpost Connoisseur

@dm_me_jojokes

If you follow me, why. Minors DNI.

Zimbabwe Joined Ekim 2019

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·31 Mar

@VioletV0ids average twitter user Toby doesn't want an official translation in a language he doesn't speak because he wants to ensure quality if he's going to put his stamp of approval on it Have you seen what some localizers do when their boss is unaware? He encourages fan translations btw

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Cosmic@VioletV0ids·30 Mar

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TRANSLATE MY GAME INTO A LANGUAGE I DONT KNOW

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·4 Şub

@poems_past Is he on a key reseller site? Is he fucking stupid? Obviously the second question is rhetorical

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Tᗩ᙭ ᕼEᗩᗪᖇOOᗰ@poems_past·4 Şub

Man who claims he sold his Champions account on an account selling website is confused at a website selling game accounts 🤔

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·24 Ara

@ThatLoganDoll DSP stands for "Dick Sucking Posture"

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The Wolverine Doll@ThatLoganDoll·24 Ara

I have a theory: Phil eats all penis-shaped foods by holding them still and bobbing his head because he picked it up from Linda. Old habits die hard, and she had to blow the entire school board whenever her boy was about to get a bad grade. The true Throat GOAT of New England.

Tᗩ᙭ ᕼEᗩᗪᖇOOᗰ@poems_past

How to properly eat a chocolate bar as a mature adult

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·16 Ara

@kinda_sav Does anyone have the full clip? I legitimately winced at the part where the dude's flesh was literally pulling off the bone and if he had literally no reaction to it but reacted to R-rated level sex being on screen I'm gonna lose it

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Kinda Sav@kinda_sav·15 Ara

man with cult symbols carved into his torso being burnt alive: 😴 woman shown riding dih for 2 seconds: EW DISGUSTING WOW 🤮🤮🤮

MeowBlock@MeowBlocks

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·16 Ara

@poems_past Is his fucking controller broken or something why is he having so much trouble performing basic inputs

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Tᗩ᙭ ᕼEᗩᗪᖇOOᗰ@poems_past·15 Ara

Dsp rage quits Mario Galaxy 2 after failing at the same spot for over an hour (Go to 2nd clip for the rage quit)

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·30 Kas

@DSPGOUTGOUT To be real the sticks are apparently actually at least Hall Effect/TMR so it could last a while. In the hands of DSP though? Probably not. Eventually this controller is going to get labeled a detractor, or destroyed by his Gamer Gunk(tm). In any case $200 is too much.

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·30 Kas

@MTS55MTS55 @AstroCyborg Actually yeah. I have the Ultimate 2 right now and really my only complaint is that while the D-Pad feels great, the input accuracy is not amazing. I've had inconsistencies trying to do specific inputs with that.

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MTS@MTS55MTS55·30 Kas

@AstroCyborg I haven’t gotten any of those 8bitdo pro controllers, but I have bought several 8bitdo controllers and arcade sticks over the years and they are really freaking good for being cheaper controllers compared to other premium options.

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·30 Kas

@AstroCyborg But it's so crazy how divorced he is from reasonable pricing with his constant doordash orders and his dents recommending him equipment that is way overpriced for what it is.

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·30 Kas

@AstroCyborg $200 for a controller is insane work At least it's better than the poopoo-peepee-ass Gaystation(tm) """""""""pro""""""""" controller that cost just as much but had the same dogwater sticks as the stock controller but OH! You can replace it for $20 per stick! Wow, what a steal!

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·30 Eki

@blandpolecat Dave fundamentally misunderstands channel point systems. He can not possibly fathom the idea of his viewers getting anything without giving him money first.

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🎀✨🌭Bland🌭✨🎀@blandpolecat·30 Eki

Long clip, but HOLY SHIT. DSP literally just does things for people expecting something back. Imagine living your life this way. Getting this upset when you do something for someone solely for the expectation of a favor back, then BULLYING them when they DONT do what you want them to…ABUSE…literally abuse.

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·15 Eki

@victory_taste There is no fucking way this is real. This isn't real, right?

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Taste of Victory@victory_taste·15 Eki

This is one of the most embarrassing moments I've ever experienced in a video game. I genuinely cringed during this cutscene. This is the biggest media franchise in the world. This is inexcusable for Gen 10. It NEEDS to have voice acting.

Nintendo Prime@NintyPrime

I discovered over the last 24 hours that so many people want voice acting in Pokemon. I don’t disagree with you - I enjoy voice acting in games. Didn’t realize the desire for Pokemon to have it was this strong. Why? I kinda like that my kids have to read when they play lol.

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·9 Eki

@MVRTIAN_1999 @NikTekOfficial It's pretty depressing that someone in his state has a clearly abusive mother who doesn't have the patience or love to properly take care of him.

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MVRTIAN@MVRTIAN_1999·9 Eki

@NikTekOfficial On an old livestream his mom comes in and says something about how nice it is to come in his room and smell shit, then points the webcam at a pile of shit on the floor. This dude clearly has something mentally wrong with him. Just shitting and throwing up on the floor constantly.

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NikTek@NikTek·9 Eki

9 years later, he shat himself again while playing Mafia: The Old Country Absolute Cinema.

NikTek@NikTek

Isn't it crazy that Mafia 3 is mostly remembered for this clip alone😭

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·3 Eki

@R3bsi "I'm not paranoid" and proceeds to respond exactly the way a paranoid person would

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Rebsi@R3bsi·3 Eki

Mr FitSydePhil brags about how much exercise he's been doing and how healthy he is now. But when asked about adding a heart rate monitor for streams, he won't do it cause of the trolls, and how you think he takes it when someone calls him paranoid?

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·18 Eyl

@tobyfox Clover

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tobyfox@tobyfox·17 Eyl

Hey guys, what name should we choose at the beginning of the game? (Name candidates must be 6 characters or less.)

tobyfox@tobyfox

For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game! The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21. You'll be able to watch it here. undertale.com/10/

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·11 Eyl

@R3bsi Where the fuck did he even get this from, the Googai (pronounced goo-gay) summary? R$ represents the Brazilian Real, and $R5.00 is equivalent to about $1 USD.

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Rebsi@R3bsi·10 Eyl

If this doesn't convince you to never give him any money, period, whether trolling or not, I don't know what will.

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·20 Ağu

@MeowBlocks Beautiful, thank you. Big ups 🙏

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MeowBlock@MeowBlocks·19 Ağu

@dm_me_jojokes

QME

MeowBlock@MeowBlocks·18 Ağu

Thank you for reacting

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·31 Tem

@DSPGOUTGOUT Does anyone have any more info on this? I tried looking this up myself and I can't find ANY info about something like this happening other than shit that Phil said. Is he just completely making this up?

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·2 Tem

@Iiterallytrash (2/2) But Lobotomy Corp is like "You have to piss on it every 1.2 minutes but not any longer than 1.5 minutes or else it goes berserk and kills half of the on site staff"

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Shitpost Connoisseur@dm_me_jojokes·2 Tem

@Iiterallytrash It's more interesting to ask "who would win in a containment contest" because SCP mostly has simple stuff like "it infinitely regenerates but you can just keep it in a vat of acid that you have to occasionally replenish so it can't" (1/2)

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︎︎ ︎@Iiterallytrash·30 Haz

pretty sure scp foundation has like kids playground types of power scaling. full of "insta-kills you" and "nuh uh i dodged that" type characters

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