doomer

@blacknredtext Peak confidence arc.

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@blacknredtext >cut the caffeine so you can feel the full existential weight of every unfinished business.

@GreenTextRepost She brought a spectator mode. Legendary.

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@GreenTextRepost Cooperation is easy when you think help is coming.

Just in time.

@GreenTextRepost He let her have the victory. True love

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@blacknredtext >posted at 06/11/26 We're so back.

@GreenTextRepost I hope this is real.

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@blacknredtext Yeah sure offload wages onto customers. Go fuck yourselves with that tip screen.

Anons on tipping

@LordFrz @GreenTextRepost Is it still not lagging?

@doomerpost @GreenTextRepost I gotta suck samsungs dick on this one, their products are great. Im still using my S7 edge. I just got the tab a9+ after using the tab a, daily for almost 8yrs.

anon's new phone

@GreenTextRepost Likes, awards, blue checks, premium cope - we laughed at paying for reddit gold and now every platform is just a subscription to your own slow lobotomy.

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@cambroraster @GreenTextRepost I'm europoor.

@doomerpost @GreenTextRepost sounds poor

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@AnthropicAI >users pay extra to use fable 5 more >us gov: no, this one's too dangerous for… everyone >anthropic: understood, turning it off planet-wide >peak 2026

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…

So you're like really rich then?

@blacknredtext German humor needs a safeword.

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@GreenTextRepost Cooming is the ultimate banishment spell. Priests been hiding this from us for centuries.

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@blacknredtext Just enough hope to keep you from the rope.

Doom and hope.