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@GBNT1952 the soy facial expression says it all

Lefties make everything look fake and gay… This dude definitely did a few warmup rounds on Fortnite before getting dressed like this. Then he ran in, tripped, get tackled, hog tied, stripped naked, and wrapped in aluminum foil, and didn’t even make it into the same room as Trump or anyone even remotely important 😂

Coach told him to run home as fast as he can and bro became a comedian

@BrianAtlas now women can go to war and men will pass out the white feathers. I love equality!

I will pay $10,000 for security cam footage from this coffee shop to see this complete nothingburger. Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. Feel sorry for her husband. Proverbs 21:19.

the speed at which humans have progressed is incredible

@Djsnsnnfnf1068 @ya_totallybud @frogNscorpion @Kitler512 found it ia601601.us.archive.org/16/items/histo… it says "six or seven millions of men, women, and children", nothing about them being Jewish. he also mentions Russians pursuing the same strategy immediately after

@ya_totallybud @frogNscorpion @Kitler512 You can go read his book and see that I am right. Pdf of it is free online

@dr_duchesne As a matter of fact, many of the greatest gods in western history originated in Asia; on the steppe, in Anatolia, in the middle east, etc... Asia is the fatherland

@dr_duchesne I know those are still "Asian" because they originated in Asia, but the nuance is important because otherwise you're attributing many great accomplishments to the descendants of parasites who had nothing to do with those accomplishments

Almost all the philosophical worldviews or doctrines were originated by White men. Asians originated a few outlooks (Confucianism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Taoism) early in their histories (the Axial Age, 700-200 BC) but thereafter their mind stagnated with no more than refinements of these outlooks. Africans never developed a single philosophy in a million years, and neither did Amerindians. Moslems mainly commented on Aristotle. The following isms were all inventions of Whites: Agnosticism Atomism Behaviorism Cognitivism Cynicism Descriptivism Dualism Fideism Formalism Foundationalism Functionalism Emotivism Empiricism Existentialism Idealism Hedonism Historicism Materialism Monism Naturalism Nihilism Naturalism Nominalism Occasionalism Pantheism Perspectivism Phenomenalism Physicalism Posthumanism Positivism Pragmatism Rationalism Realism Reductionism Relativism Romanticism Scholasticism Skepticism Stoicism Structuralism Teleologism Transcendentalism Universalism Utilitarianism Vitalism This is one of many arguments I make in Greatness and Ruin: antelopehillpublishing.com/product/greatn…

The left just craves destruction.

15-year-old illegal immigrant starts crying while getting arrested after he allegedly shot a tourist and fired at police in Times Square. This trash and his buddies tried robbing a store in Times Square. Security guard stops them, so the little savage yanks out a .45 handgun and starts firing into the crowd like a fucking animal. He’s looking at attempted murder charges for shooting at cops. He snuck into America in September. This shit didn’t have to happen. Send these violent invaders the fuck back where they came from.

@WeedPorns I'm not going to quit for 5 years just to save like $300-$400 in a year, no ser

Would you stop smoking weed for 5 years if it meant you got unlimited free weed for 1 year after that?

@localmule @Shervinthe25627 @angertab @Iraqveteran8888 delusional

@Shervinthe25627 @angertab @Iraqveteran8888 I like Matt despite him not being perfect. It’s ok to make mistakes. Hard to sell us on 24min vid that got dunked on while the US admits they did it.

If I was the father of one of those children in that school you blew up, I would make it my life’s work to end all of you at any cost.

@RealChrisLangan we waz groidz n sheeeiittt

Remember Otzi the Ice Man from Europe, found in the Alps near the border between Austria and Italy in the early 1990's? His body had been naturally frozen and preserved for over 5000 years! Numerous DNA tests were run. Everyone was anxious to find out what a European man from the late Neolithic / early Copper Age looked like. From a combination of genetics and the physical evidence, a lifelike reconstruction of Otzi was made. The original reconstruction shows a fair-skinned, red-haired, bearded, bare-chested Otzi wearing bearskin pants and holding a wooden staff. Pictures have been posted all over the Internet for decades. They're perfectly consistent with what is known of the area and its archaeology. But hold the phone. A new DNA analysis has been run on Otzi's body. Apparently, it was contaminated by at least ten (10) other individuals who all left their DNA on his ancient corpse, ostensibly including those who found and retrieved it, examined it, and subjected it to scientific testing. Voila, the new reconstruction has finally been revealed, and it's damning. Little wonder, in this age of cultural appropriation, that we've also been guilty of case after dastardly case of genetic appropriation as well. It has now been conclusively proven that Otzi had hiked all the way to the Alps straight from Zimbabwe! But relax, Europeans. I'm living testimony that you have nothing to fear. I'm doing just fine even though many of the British royals in my family tree have also been outed as negroes by the BBC and its affiliates. I've encountered so many of these revelations that I sometimes find myself staring at the mirror, waiting to turn a dark shade of brown. No matter who you think you are, you can't outrun the truth. You can take a White boy out of the jungle, but ... well, just have a look.

@All_Right_Now2 @BrianAtlas they are rhetorical complaints, whining about "not understanding" something to demonstrate how it's "unfair". she probably thinks she's actually complaining, but as a man I know it's just a shitty female attempt at rhetoric

@BrianAtlas I'm calling BS that she even believes what she saying here. Whores know that men do not want whores, that's why they lie and tell men that they're not whores.

two cups. one red, one blue. No one drank from the red cup. 30 people drank from blue cup. Which do you choose?

North Carolina police found a Glock 19 pistol with a 50 round drum mag painted to resemble a bright blue and orange Nerf toy during a drug raid along with narcotics and 20 other firearms (2021)

POV: you are drowning 18 inches from me in knee-deep water (we are Indian)

"You want one hundred and eleven beers??"

A lion may lose its teeth, but never its hunger