Furious Jangles

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

@VoteTrevorLee @hicksticks2001 @railblazerfan You poor thing

@hicksticks2001 @railblazerfan Surely you’ve never run for office

? @VoteTrevorLee

I always enjoyed this, from a 2015 Clickhole article where they asked a series of astronauts 'What's it like to be in space?'

@Manhattva @jkimballcook Maybe he should stop doing things that are illegal

Yes, but if the judges and courts can do whatever they want, And stop Trump every time he does anything that is within his powers, Then the Executive Branch should be issuing executive orders right and left. There’s no reason not to at this point. The judicial branches, and legislative branches have broken government so badly, that this is the only course of action available.

sounds pretty unconstitutional the constitution gives the power to regulate elections to the states, not the federal government, and even if the federal government had such authority, it would belong to Congress, not the president

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

One of my favorite games to play as an adult is: Did I take Tylenol 30 minutes ago or did I just think about taking Tylenol 30 minutes ago...

Back in My day, rich people would drive around in limos and borrow mustard from each other

"Who is your favorite vampire?" “The one from Sesame Street.” “He doesn't count!" “I assure you, he does.”

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible, you communist

i consider the second page of google results the dark web.

@realEstateTrent You are all short

Recently had several calls with an investor who wanted to make a significant investment in our fund. He’s been an investor for many decades, had his own successful fund, and is among the most sophisticated investors I’ve ever connected with. Each call was very comprehensive, and he dug into all aspects of our business. Finally, on our final call: “Don, do you fly business class for work?” And he paused. My answer. “I don’t fly business class during the day - but if the circumstances are such that I need to take a redeye, I fly business so I can sleep - but I pay the difference out of pocket.” He smiled. “Good. Business class is an absolute waste of money.” He wrote a big check 🙏

@mckaycoppins @adamconner Please tell me you bet on those.

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

Last year, The Atlantic gave me $10K to gamble with. What started as a journalistic gimmick turned into something more... unnerving. My cover story on the online betting boom warping sports, culture, politics, and the psyches of millions of young men: theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…

In Jacob 5, the master of the vineyard doesn’t save the tree by cutting it off from everything different. He grafts in new branches so the tree can live and produce good fruit. The scriptural pattern is wise cultivation of a diverse vineyard rooted in the same source.

Nikola Jokic now has an entire NBA season's worth of triple-doubles BEFORE the 4th quarter. Tonight was #82. He has as many triple-doubles before the 4th quarter as James Harden has in his career. 82.

Neguse: Where is this company headquartered? Noem: I don’t know. Neguse: I don’t know either. We can’t find it. We did find an address that’s registered to a political operative. This company that received 143 million dollars was incorporated 8 days before this contract went out. You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the federal government before and is registered apparently or attached to a residence from a political operative, and of course one of the subcontractors of that contract, as you know, is a political firm that's tied to, to you back when you were governor of South Dakota?

On Inauguration Day, Donald Trump said, “We will measure our success not only by the battles we win, but by the wars we end — and perhaps more importantly, by the wars we never get into. My legacy will be as a peacemaker.” Today, he bombed Iran, called for regime change, and said US casualties are possible but worth it.

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!