The Ghost of Common Sense

The ghosts of science, common decency, compassion, and intelligence are shaking their heads in shame with me here in The Great Beyond.

Can I get a "C"?

@MollyJongFast Happy Easter! Lol

I absolutely didn’t think that post was real

@krassenstein Word Crimes too.

He decided to sprinkle some war crimes into his Easter well-wishes. Happy Easter everyone.

@ChrisMurphyCT All of Trump's cabinet are too busy currently hitting up the liquor cabinet.

If I were in Trump's Cabinet, I would spend Easter calling constitutional lawyers about the 25th Amendment. This is completely, utterly unhinged. He's already killed thousands. He's going to kill thousands more.

@Acyn Fuck this clown 🤡

Fetterman: Someone asked me who is the leader of the Democratic Party? I said that's TDS, Trump derangement syndrome. Every single Democrat should be fully supportive of Israel. They have the kinds of values that we want in our country.

@EdKrassen With how bad the economy is going to get that won't do jack fucking shit.

I'm hearing from a very reliable source that Trump is preparing to use his DOJ to target multiple Democratic congressional candidates with fraud-related prosecutions ahead of the midterms, all in an effort to help preserve a Republican majority. The goal does not seem to be securing convictions. It seems to be creating just enough suspicion in the minds of voters that some stay home on Election Day or choose the Republican candidate instead. Meanwhile, many Republicans seem entirely unbothered by the fact that Trump himself was found liable for fraud and has pardoned more than a dozen convicted fraudsters. Their concern does not appear to be fraud itself, but the political value of accusing others of it.

Mark Henry says Pat McAfee’s involvement in the Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes feud has him even more excited for WrestleMania 42 than he already was, as he believes McAfee will bring a toughness, aggression, and an Attitude Era-esque energy to the storyline. (via Busted Open Radio)

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Sources indicate to Bodyslam that Cody Rhodes was told from members of creative to go to the ring and shoot from the hip regarding Pat McAfee and TKO. Rhodes’ promo was not listed internally on the rundown because it was not scheduled to take place prior to the social media reaction. Rhodes and other members of the creative team have legitimate gripes with TKO for sticking their nose in storylines close to WrestleMania multiple years in a row. (Bodyslam+)

@PatMcAfeeShow @RandyOrton

Good morning beautiful people.. To the wrestling marks.. I hope you all have already thanked @RandyOrton for what he’s gonna do for wrestling at WrestleMania #THANKYOURANDY

This week's WWE SmackDown is now ranked at #3 in the list of WORST WRESTLING SHOWS OF ALL-TIME. With a 0.33 rating out of 10.

@WrestleFeatures Lol

The Pat McAfee reveal has 57,000 dislikes on WWE's YouTube channel. Congrats.

How are we feeling about Pat McAfee being revealed as the mystery caller? #SmackDown

@WrestlePurists LOL

A source indicates that Ari Emanuel believes Pat McAfee is a star and will help elevate the program between Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes and get it to where it needs to be, between his show on ESPN and SmackDown episodes before WrestleMania. TKO are firm believers that mainstream names will help bring more eyes to the product and sell more tickets as they return to Las Vegas. - @BodyslamNet

@MeidasTouch @KDilanianMSNOW @CarolLeonnig Lol girl bye

Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. @KDilanianMSNOW & @CarolLeonnig scoop ms.now/news/pam-bondi…

@unusual_whales Oh noes

BREAKING: US job growth for February was revised lower, from an initial estimate of -92,000 jobs to a total loss of -133,000.

@atrupar Buuuuuullllllsssshhhhitttttttttttttttttt.

Hassett: "Last night, I was in a restaurant and I asked every waiter, 'How much money did you make?' now that they're doing their taxes because of the no tax on tips. The lowest answer was $3,000 and the highest was $10,000. This is really an economy that can't be slowed down."

@unusual_whales How about that bitch Linda McMahon.

BREAKING: White House holding active discussions about others leaving the administration, including FBI Director Kash Patel, Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll, and Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, per the Atlantic

Whoever leaked this ought to be in prison for the rest of their life.

@SecWar Wut

Our military installations have been turned into gun-free zones—leaving our service members vulnerable and exposed. That ends today.

@Fightful A less fat Ron Jeremy.

Chris Jericho has a new AEW render