the audience ☁

Eating cocktail olives and watching Tom & Jerry.

I always felt like movies based on @StephenKing dont fully capture the 😱 of his books. [💨🪴📺🖖🏻] But what if he skipped the novel and wrote a STAR TREK SCREENPLAY??? 👀

@otokyo__ Keep both cheeks on the seat, you won't ruin the next one.

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@HammSamm519 @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX I don't care what floor your mom lives on.

@gonnarain @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX I'm 4 floors closer to heaven than you, fuckface...

WTF? WTF? DEFEND THIS ONE MAGA

(He farted)

@patriottakes One of these pics is from Mar-a-lago the other from the Adult Video Movie Awards. Can you guess which is which....

@BamaSaltyMarine @BitcoinSapiens It was meant to be enough to live on. It isnt.

@BitcoinSapiens Minimum wage was never meant to be a permanent salary! But, if you’re too fucking lazy to seek to make your life better…it’s on you!

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

The average cost of groceries for an American family is $400 / week. That’s $1,600 a month. The average cost of gas $120 / week. That’s over $2,000 a month just to survive. That doesn’t include rent, healthcare, etc. Republicans have fucked the American people.

Protesters in Israel demonstrated against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's government in central Tel Aviv, calling for an end to Israel's conflicts in the region

So there’s this super rich neighborhood in Seattle. Laurelhurst. They are situated next to a children’s hospital. They decided that the helicopter sound is too loud for them. The helicopters that life flight critically injured children to the hospital. So if a child needs to be taken by helicopter, the pilot has to land a mile away from the hospital. An ambulance will be there to take the child the remaining distance. This is to ensure that the super rich people don’t have to hear helicopters.

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@HammSamm519 @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX I wasnt talking about the alleged sins on my side, I'm confirming that you're ok with your side depicting 🍊💩 as jesus, building gold statues of him, and thinking a war with iran is a biblical duty. You're ok with the blasphemy. Got it. 👍

@gonnarain @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX Like you're ok with chopping off kids genitals and killing babies... I'll never let a deviant beat me over the head with religion. Go fuck yourself

@KSRethuglican @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX You missed the whole 'doctor' pic last week?

@gonnarain @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX Post a link.

@HammSamm519 @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX Noted--so you're ok with the real ones.

@gonnarain @RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX It's fake, dumbass

@SpockResists Jaba the butt.

Such a hideous man.

@RedEaglePatriot @Conservative2TX You're ok with the blasphemy?

@CalltoActivism And the morons cheering i cant 🤦🏽‍♀️

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A Chinese court has ruled it illegal to replace human workers with AI purely for the sake of cost-cutting. The court decided that companies hold a social responsibility to treat workers fairly and pay them what they're worth.

@OneBadDude_ She sleeps with a pants shitting rapist. Real smart.

Melania Trump speaks SIX languages. Joe Biden can barely speak English. Ilhan Omar can’t read Roman numerals. Kamala Harris can’t complete a coherent sentence. Nancy Pelosi slurs her words. The First Lady is smarter than the entire Democratic Party.

This tweet is still up and the statute of limitations has not expired. I eagerly await justice being served.