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Sincereposting gives me -10 HP damage but I think this should be said - I'm a c¡s woman. I don't know where anyone's got it from that I'm a guy. Think before you say things that don't apply to me lol

Public transport is woke and soy and gender and Polanski. Trains are heroin and blue hair and Iran. Press send.

@bdquinn S/O to you for this one awhile back lol

Eric and Lisa had a baby so ugly I banished it off the island

@badwithnames62 @antwackychair This is how I find out you can turn off babies

@antwackychair That’s why I have a very strict mandatory vasectomy policy

when i put something inappropriate in one of the tomodachi life prompts but then the 5 year old on the island starts having conversations about it

Americans: lol British people funny sounding British people:

@Tim41909343064 @SimonHarrisMBD

@hingleslap @SimonHarrisMBD I do hope folk get I was being ironic to begin with. Not as good when you have to explain

Not a lot of people know this about Nigel Farage, and he doesn’t like to shout about it, but many years ago he spotted a young boy crying on Clacton Seafront. He asked him why he was so upset, and it was because his mum had given him a pound to go and buy a 99 but just as he approached the ice cream kiosk, a seagull had swooped down and stolen it from him before flying off towards the amusements. Without a single moment’s hesitation, Nigel gave the boy another pound to get a 99, and then he bought ice creams for every single child on the seafront that day. Inspired by his kindness, the child hugged him and promised that he would never forget his act of generosity. That little boy grew up to be Whitney Houston.

@Tim41909343064 @SimonHarrisMBD

@SimonHarrisMBD but Whitney Houston was black and female 🤷

enjoying the hell out of Tomodachi Life

@nocontextmemes Alicante had some mad ones

@purrmsgirltweet The Mr Beast banner you have is literally more Hello Kitty says ACAB-coded and tone deaf than that guy's tweet

am i too woke or is this an insensitive and insanely tone deaf thing to post

LOL

I'm also at least 95% sure I saw someone from school but she was very orange so I don't know

On the plane we were all seated separately and I got put next to a guy with crazy eyes telling the flight attendant not to give him any tonic with aspartame in it and he kept muttering about how we were not ready. The other guy had his shoes off and he stunk

Me off half a bottle of Lidl 1,49€ sangria

@BBCNews I wish the cancer a speedy recovery ❤️

Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer bbc.in/4sYGtR9

happy st george’s day for those who celebrate

I’m at the LAPD reporting some dumb shit and next to me are 2 ladies from the Scientology building trying to get whoever started the viral trespassing trend arrested LOOOOL

Matt Le Tissiers wife lying next to him telling him to go to sleep while he argues with an AI bot