Willy🦅

Quitting my job as a RN to play Stake 🔥. Might be the best decision ever made

@quesadaaa_ x.com/iluv_papi/stat…

This guy invited me over, and when I got to his house he was making dinner (two steaks with onion and peppers and some rolls) and I was like “ooo this is so nice hehe score :’)” and then he ate the entire dinner by himself and did not offer me any and I actually was so taken aback and shocked that i ended up staying just for field research like how does ur brain work im interested tell me more

Love this. My buddy is nervous because his long-distance girlfriend asked him to send her a dickk pic. This is what your crew is for.

Just saw this on my girlfriend’s phone, their customer service is like no other😌

@Shery_cricket being a talkative

What’s a trait that instantly makes someone look dumb?

@yungnstackin that mf dumb asf

you supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

@kng_prime what’s wrong with that?

People really be grown and still using umbrellas?

@Kami_D_Great you just playing along with that mf

Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: Oh nice, can you send them? I forgot all of mine. Hacker: ...bro

@foundallsaint damn this is sunshine

the first thing i saw when i opened instagram 😭

@hoodlordclips you’re kidding me

At this rate my kids gonna play UFC 6 before Grand Theft Auto VI even releases 💀

@HeyC0C0 i miss em days

Bringing my ultimate anime battle vision to reality 🤯 Animators are soo cooked Seedance 2.0 on OpenArt

@priest_099 i’ll say cheating

Name 1 thing that destroys a relationship

@Wyd_eshuu astroworld

Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song.???

@fowontmiss i love this

There’s this absolutely gorgeous girl at the gym but i never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out. So I’m thinking this evening I’m gonna drop a weight on my foot and scream my lungs out and ask her to take me to the hospital

@aip551 that mf needs to be stopped

Wtf If that what’s he willing to do in front of family…. Imagine how he acts behind closed doors? Thank God her mom is there to protect her Queen.

@clapyogal the work makes it worse

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came.

Palm Beach Pete playing Stake on a Yacht is peak😭. He’s really living a good life now ngl.

3 years ago I shat myself in an escape room. It is my cousin’s favorite story. Today he had frontal lobe surgery and there was potential for memory loss. This is the first text he sent me from recovery:

@ceraliza how to make money

What’s the most valuable skill for an adult to have?

@AndyX27_ he actually did

Soy yo o Cristiano Ronaldo se veía más joven antes?