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@BungieHelp BRO PLEASE

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@skrat___ Ghost fr

Gonna follow the trend, what type would I be a gym leader for?

I JUST WANT TO PLAY FF BUT OF COURSE IT WON A GAME AWARD AND NOW EVERYONE IS PLAYING IT

@skrat___ your gamesense + my aim = getting bodied by a 45 y/o who played too much halo 3

Me and who

@skrat___ @ouch_ssbm give me a redbull with a 40 mg vyvanse and you’re done for but anything other than that I’m fucked

Inspired by @ouch_ssbm my fight alignment chart

@skrat___ i don’t know where it went

This year in smash I: -Started going 0-2 in Melee instead of Ultimate -Became a TO -Got a GameCube controller tattoo -Started keeping a CRT in the backseat of my car at all times -Harassed @juulkage to play slippi on a daily basis

@skrat___ that world is now ill play tonight or tomorrow

@juulkage Please I miss you

@KaleiRenay hey (i trade stocks)

so who’s gonna be my little special eboy, for when i get my apartment you are going to dress up in a cat ear french maid costume and clean for me 🥰

@skrat___ ratio + dead game + yb better

My night be so fine Then boom: Apex ranked 😔

@skrat___ i miss you getting some bitches

@juulkage I miss what we had together

just went back and read one of my old tweets and could smell the air around that tweet. crisp summer air, no worries in the world.

fell off the face of the earth for a lil bit here’s some updates: apex bad new world good marth mains eat glue i have about 6 inches of space on my leg before i’ve tattooed the entire thing myself.

@ouch_ssbm @skrat___ @WatchingTime_ @bustedcondom_ @batrickburner @cchaancce @SSBAlesana @Smashfoxgod but is your roommate top 8 with a tattoo machine???

@skrat___ @WatchingTime_ @bustedcondom_ @batrickburner @cchaancce @SSBAlesana @Smashfoxgod @juulkage yea I have a top 4 roommate

Congrats to top 8 for Melee Singles at Tuscaloosa Tussle 2! 🥇@WatchingTime_ 🥈@bustedcondom_ 🥉@batrickburner 4️⃣ @cchaancce 5️⃣ JLaw 5️⃣ @SSBAlesana 7️⃣ @Smashfoxgod 7️⃣ @juulkage

@mellossbm idk if you’re on slippi rn but if you’re the green falco I just played lay off the adderall

@skrat___ @ProfessorTimbo SH EEESH

@ProfessorTimbo 9 at TUB and 27 for Tussle for melee tho 😤😈🥵🗿🦧

@Respawn @PlayApex braindead decision

After much consideration and debate, we've decided to remove tap-strafing from @playapex in patch 10.1. Our reasoning: It's inaccessible, lacks readability/counterplay, and is exacerbated by movement abilities. The next patch notes will include a more detailed note about this.

@skrat___ @Rengekko_ UH OH BANGER ALERT

@Rengekko_ I go 0-2