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#BREAKING: @fordnation is spending $7.3M to retrofit new private jet with technology to support BlackBerry devices and his 1996 Compaq Presario.

Jesus Christ, I just had the biggest panic attack ever! I had to check if Sam Elliott was dead yet 😂

Who up thinkin bout thos soylent greens?

@MayAsWellBeHoth @Isuckatpicking

@Isuckatpicking HA!

Mark Carney is inching even closer to a majority government after another MP crosses the floor. Things are going so poorly for Pierre Poilievre that this seems almost inevitable at this point.

@MayAsWellBeHoth Limeade!

@killbyrobots Ewwwwwww when life gives you lime disease make lemondade or whatever.

@RandomSecretary The goblet of fire audiobook is 20 hours long. I was not prepared for that 😂

Tomorrow you got to wake up early baby. I hate to be a killjoy except for you motherfuckers in Saskatchewan and BC.

Who up thinking about that early innernet video of when those dudes blew up that beached whale with dynamite. 🙋‍♂️

@MayAsWellBeHoth Actually I was thinking about how Rush albums look like AI but I know they were made before AI 😂

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@MayAsWellBeHoth I do not recognize this as the crown or royalty 😂

@killbyrobots We can't be perfect and we lean into it.

Why is Canadian beer so good, but whiskey so lame?

“it does outline a range of behaviour that led to discipline, including improper social media posts, sexual misconduct, abuse of authority and even Criminal Code offences.” apple.news/A5zV_8kYkR6-WN…

@MayAsWellBeHoth @emiliosparks

@emiliosparks ATTN: @killbyrobots

Jelly Roll is basically just Adele for men who are forklift certified. #GRAMMYs

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Saying Churu around a cat is like mentioning coke around white chicks.