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@LaughlessVR @shion0_25mg My favorite culture shock story. I made a PB&J for our rural french housekeeper when I was like 9, and I thought his head was going to explode. He was outraged we fed this regularly to children. Lmao
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@shion0_25mg The most American sandwich is the humble Peanut butter and Jelly. This is what raised our nation for decades.
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アメリカの皆様へ
わたくしは食べることが大好きな日本人です。
今度、ピクニックのためにサンドウィッチを作りたいのですが、
アメリカではサンドウィッチに何を挟んでいますか？
オススメの具材がありましたら、ぜひ教えてください。
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@waynegriff14998 @PaulFox13 No need! There’s people you can call to relocate them. Unfortunately, we’d often kill the baby rattlers around our barn down south because of the animals.. They’d hide behind stall doors or warm corners, and they strike a lot faster. But this is their home as much as it is ours!
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Eastern diamondback rattlesnake making itself known. 🐍
Incredible camouflage. Would not be hard to stumble upon that by accident!
📷 Linda D’Amico Lane in Weeki Wachee. #Florida
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@cherrymilkte4 Mine double booked us, and then made me give up the date that I secured first because the other party paid more essentially. 🫠
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if u think ur having a bad day just know my sisters wedding venue just cancelled on her, and she gets married tomorrow 😀😀😀
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@Dianexis @kristenlynneKk As someone in insurance, scrap yards and recycling centers now usually require photo ID to sell copper or aluminum because theft is so common. I’ve seen an entire studio get its copper plumbing stripped out of an old building. It’s wild.
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They did this downtown and I witnessed someone in broad daylight rip open the panel, start cutting wires, and get pissed yelling "BITCH ASS CITY CANT AFFORD COPPER NOW????"
Breaking911@Breaking911
Clark County, Nevada, is replacing stolen copper wiring with aluminum to deter theft, adding new stickers to warn that utility poles no longer contain copper. VIA: @FOX5Vegas
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This is weird as fuck and being okay with your fella being in debt to get you things is mental, you don’t love him you love things.
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@shrampmannne @memeticsisyphus My first blackout was blueberry moonshine. Buddy handed me a mason jar and I started to chug it.
His expression was priceless. He asked me if I was ok and I said yeah.
I was not ok 😂
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When you're drinking in the south and someone pulls out an unlabeled Mason jar
Dexerto@Dexerto
A FEMA Director says he was “teleported” 50 miles to a Waffle House He described the bizarre experience as “real” and “no fun”
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@shrampmannne Anything, including fruit, out of said unlabeled Mason jar will make you see God and a Waffle Home.
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As of yesterday, Bob is still waiting for a home, according to Cecil County Animal Services.
There have been lots of inquiries, but no serious adopters yet.
Please keep sharing and spreading the word, Cat Twitter — let’s help Bob find his person. 🐾
#adoptbob
AB@AdventureSeek3r
Cat fam, we need your help. Bob needs your help. He needs to know his life matters. That he is loved. 🧵
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@TEACEExo @TruBookLover @rnemiu Not true for everyone. Seatbelts, shower loofas, and a lot of clothing material become your worst enemy, and the healing process is long when you first get them done. Mine healed up just fine and quite quickly after taking them out though.
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@TruBookLover @rnemiu My biggest piece of advice is to not get them done unless you want to be taking care of them for the rest of your life, cos even after you take them out you still have to make sure the hole is clean cos they are ewww if you don’t. They NEVER fully close up.
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wow i’m a fucking idiot
nina@rnemiu
gonna get nipple piercings today, but i have awfully low pain tolerance, so i might actually see god
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@TruBookLover @rnemiu First one made me almost pass tf out. He asked if I wanted 2nd, and I was like no way in hell I’m leaving and thinking about walking my ass back up in here. Get it donnneee. 2nd wasn’t bad at all for me.
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@rnemiu I want them so bad but I def would walk my ass out with only one done 😭
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@lexfix @zeynepmyenisey I love the “just”, they never think of the logistics lol
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Being on your laptop outside is a miserable experience and im tired of people pretending it's not
New York Post@nypost
California is envy of the nation as remote workers bring their offices to the beach trib.al/a4t7N8u
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