DeeDee Marsh
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DeeDee Marsh
@marshdeedee
mom to (not so) #LilNatives & 2 unruly Beagles, football fan, 3rd generation Aggie, Sooner-by-Marriage to @wallismarsh Houstonian TLDR is now my mantra



Ever since having a baby 6 months ago I've kept track of how often mom twitter has fought over breastfeeding, cosleeping, and pregnancy weight gain and guys it's kind of excessive


My entire adolescence prepared me for this text from my wife this morning


Post the last photo of your pet on your phone. No cheating.

The Volkov family came home from two weeks in Cancún to find a fully installed, 18-by-36-foot inground swimming pool in their backyard. Landscaping. Tile edging. Heated. The whole thing. The contractor had misread "44 Delaware Lane" as "44 Delaware Court - three blocks away. The actual client, a dentist named Phil Meacham, drove over the next morning, stood at the fence, and just stared. Insurance wouldn't cover relocation. Excavation quotes came back at $41,000 - more than the original install. Phil's lawyer called the Volkovs. Their lawyer called Phil's lawyer back. They settled in August. The Volkovs kept the pool. Phil got a new one free. The contractor's insurance dropped him, but three neighbors hired him that same month - said anyone who builds pools that clean deserves the work.

SAN FRANCISCO 7th & Market st







If you’re the praying type I’m humbly coming to you with a prayer request for my wonderful mother, Sue. She’s having a heart procedure this morning to address at least two blockages that were recently discovered. Appreciate it.










