Melanie Rose

@lisajewelluk DAY MADE!

@meliley Jane is the main character in my next novel, alongside her stepson!!

@lisajewelluk This it might be my favourite yet. Really hope Jane comes back in a future plot as a private investigator - she deserves return, with her ex step-son. Audible did you proud - what a cast. #dontlethimin

Oh now. Has Raye done a Bond theme?

@AldertonDolly Oh god oh god I’ve cast the bloke from Baby Reindeer as my Andy. Is this okay?

@Mick_Finnegan @CharlieFelix HAPPENED. Hope you’re both well!

@CharlieFelix Won't happen 🤣

I don’t think it’s unfair to speculate that every single neutral would really, really, really, really like it if Wales play well enough today to give Ireland just a *liiiiitle* pocket of nervousness (at least).

HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46

@AdamDandy April 1st as in Fools’ Day? (Please pick me)

We’ve got 10 Jumbo Bulk Bags of Dandy’s Organic VegeGrow Topsoil to GIVEAWAY to 10 people across the UK (1,000kg bag each). 💚LIKE, SHARE & COMMENT💚 to enter. Winner will be announced at 12 noon April 1st, in time for Easter delivery. 🐣 You can also order here: dandys.com/collections/to…

Quins or Cole. Wonder who Joe’s cheering?!

Asda has missed a trick if they’re not using “driving gnome for Christmas” further into this ad campaign.

Are we going for a Justin Elliott as Scrooge theme in the run up to Christmas? There are enough muppets…. #thearchers

I want to be able to split screen my tv with my preference of events. How is this not a thing?!

@oldandrewuk Wimbledon.

What movie do you try to watch every year?

It’s giving Eurovision vibes. #Paris2024

@FAWales Crikey, I can’t imagine what your social media managers are enjoying right now based on what’s on @SkyNews . #PostOffceScandal

@neil_north I did not know cricket bail was spelt like that!!! Amazing!

@meliley As in hay bales?

If I were to describe the Easter holidays in one photo.

I found out that we have the surname “King George” (double barrelled, no hyphen) in the family and I’m considering deed poll.

This is my annual dahlia day; this year we have 15 raised and returned randoms (RRR - black pots) and 19 oh dear that’s a pretty new one varieties (ODPNO - mismatched coloured). Things have got out of hand. Again. #gardening

@thosethatcan Hi Emma! I’m trying to find a story about Rav’s mother (?) being a spy? Am I going mad?