P.G.O.A.T.

Yay 🩷😇

Canvas getting hacked college seniors lets fight the power

@needlestopper Fawk...

Wow. Wow. open.spotify.com/track/0XHMESyB…

Crying to Nausicsaa WHATEVER.

In your car the radio up

Ugh when you’re scared your fake boyfriend is seeing other women but he’s your fake boyfriend so it doesn’t really matter So

@1fenlon Excited to start eeee

@melonbrain123 Loveeee this one i read it earlier this year

I have been hoarding library books for the past four years of my undergraduate career and soon that will all come to an end….anyway now reading

@1fenlon Crisp apple >>>>

Drinking the olipop that makes you a whore

@joanmidion My sister…wait what did u study

@melonbrain123 graduated without writing a thesis gang 🙋🏻‍♀️

I should've written a thesis

One night I was fat in bed and wore jeans on the internet

@iPadLoveU Ugh we are always on the same vibe…my beloved internet sister

My dream boyfriend is a conventionally attractive closet twink who doesn’t actually want me and doesn’t want to do anything ever except maybe sometimes makeout but like platonically and watch movies together and he only texts me like two times a week maximum

@hejustlikeme When im forced to move home the only thing keeping me sane will probably be access to LA cinema. This is a bold statement for a girl who can’t parallel park or even park really

Bleak week lineup not moving me unfortunately

@frootphie Congratulations!! ❣️

got through to the next round for the job 😝

@ilovevamprwknd Boy

@melonbrain123 Proof

I spent all day farting in the library

@joanmidion Wait this happened with my chinese name

Also finding out that the reason I didn’t get those names was because my grandma didn’t like them 🤦🏻‍♀️ She’s the devil lowkey

When my mom tells me the other names she was considering for me I start punching the air bc they’re so much better than the one I have now

I HAVE AN ADAM

Showing up everywhere smelling like cigarette smoke and looking like shit

@joanmidion Oomf…..

I hate that I want to tell you things