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@mistakewizard

i eschewed the tongs deliberately

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Leading Report@LeadingReport·
BREAKING: Rising number of Americans refusing life-saving blood transfusions because they come from vaccinated donors, per Daily Mail.
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democrats haven’t been able to (or have chosen not to) function as a serious party in over a decade. there is so much systemic rot they could turn their eyes to, but this is what they choose? this is not just a waste of time, it’s a distraction on par with anything Trump’s done
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this is not a big question. this is not a question at all. there is a war happening, people are being kidnapped/deported, the economy is in freefall, and outcomes at every level are getting worse. choosing to focus on a podcaster is a choice made out of willful powerlessness.
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline

"I could think of 1000 other things I would rather Democrats pick fights about now. Like, why him right now?" "Because he's making their life harder." @Timodc and @SarahLongwell25 spar over one of the biggest questions facing Democrats right now: what to do about Hasan Piker?

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Peter Thomson@Rosiodonnal·
@DEADLINE Had to Google a bitch. Imagine where she'd be, if the technology to "capture" people on film or video didn't exist. She'd be plying her "trade" on a fucking stage, complaining about the same shit. A.I. is the fucking future. DEAL with it.
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discourse on all subjects has devolved to a point where it feels like everyone is equally wrong, just for different reasons
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Trump is the natural thesis of the American capitalist hypothesis: a nation founded on slave labor, white supremacy, religious zealotry, and enforced through the violent expansion, exploitation, and displacement of native populations you can’t tweak the product into a new shape
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number one guy@mistakewizard·
if we don’t take action to dismantle the government as it exists from within, it should be destroyed from without again: if you don’t believe this, i think you are miscalculating the degree of institutional rot that has to exist for state actors to get on TV & joke about murder
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number one guy@mistakewizard·
i believe the U.S. government should be subject to collective punishment for the crime of allowing someone like Trump and his admin to run it, and if you disagree, you probably just believe in the (failed) capitalist imperial project that undergirded his ascent in the first place
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Karoline Leavitt: "Some of the previous leaders are now no longer on planet Earth because they lied to the United States and they strung us along in negotiations, and that was unacceptable to the president, which is why many of the previous leaders were killed"

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bridget@pacinocrave·
Hollywood is getting cooked This scenes looks like a movie Made with Seedance 2.0
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wish the word “bruh” had been in the cultural lexicon when HBO’s Chernobyl came out
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SuperYumejoshi64boykisser@DameOfDiamonds·
@NathanMoorborn @boygrrI Facts, if a woman's clitoris isn't getting stimulated she is NOT gonna orgasm. Anal sex only feels good for men because they have a prostate. Its insane how many men are so uneducated about women's bodies
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Mia@boygrrI·
gen z is trying to cancel anal sex
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@staticbluebat wringing out a chunk of donkey dung for the nutrient-rich water within, waiting patiently for the arrival of the christ child
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life got me feeling like swordfish making that hugh jackman money
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Tintin and the Legend of the Cum Thief
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