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ethical trillionaire
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ethical trillionaire
@mohanmoproblems
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@notjame5 @ProperRegard @mattxiv No offense but i dont really think people expect as much out of you as her
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@mohanmoproblems @ProperRegard @mattxiv i’m so rich and famous my life is so hard i’m going to be a complete insufferable bitch to the people who make my lifestyle possible
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is it not strange for a public official to publicly attack a musician for a situation where her security guard was allegedly rude and which she has not yet commented on
Pop Base@PopBase
Mayor of Rio de Janeiro, Eduardo Cavaliere, says Chappell Roan will never perform at their annual ‘Todo Mundo no Rio’ event held in Copacabana Beach “as long as he’s in charge of the city” following Jorginho’s claims about how her security guard treated his daughter. He also invited Jorginho’s daughter to see this year’s headliner, Shakira. Jorginho responded: “♥️♥️”
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Buddha actually said this first at the Beverly Grove Corepower
Amelie@amelieinnparis
I went to do a yoga class in L.A. recently and the 22-year-old girl behind the counter was like, 'Have you ever done yoga before?' And literally I turned to my friend, and I was like, 'You have this job because I've done yoga before.'" - Gwyneth Paltrow
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At a certain point my realness objectifies me the same as a giant rack would
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@NYPostOpinion I don’t really look at the speed limit signs or traffic lights or crosswalks anyway when i drive in new york because I’m too busy vaping so this doesn’t really bother me
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Mamdani’s 15 mph speed limit plan threatens to turn NYC into city that never moves — just like London trib.al/hIZYHmT
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@durgaddiction They watched gravity falls instead of steven universe
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What is the distinction between this and tenderqueer? This is what I picture when I hear that
brecht apologist@madisontayt_
a thing i’ve yet to come up with a name for but i’m trying: the post-tender queer (?) fake goth who uses all of the uwu smol bean tender queer language but who pretends they’re like more grimy and grungy. lots of possum, rat, and “trash panda” motifs. “be gay do crime” sticker.
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@ProperRegard @mattxiv I think its more like “obviously this woman is tired”
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@mattxiv "a lesbian pop star has a short fuse"
Your defense is that lesbians are horrible people?
Ooooookay...
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@waywoodceo I think like this until i talk to my friends and they dunk me into another dimension
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for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me
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@EpicMasterChief I’ll show them the live action one
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@mohanmoproblems 80% chance you could convince them that Cars happened in real life
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Top Ten Movies I Would Show To An Amish Person on Rumspringa:
1. Truman Show
2. Cars
3. The Bling Ring
4. Gone Girl
5. Nope
6. Cars 2
7. Red White and Royal Blue
8. Dr. Dolittle
9. Toy Story
10. Avengers: Endgame
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Did anyone else have kids in their grade that would get so bored they would make butter with heavy cream and an empty waterbottle
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Some people are anal some people are inconsiderate but there are different chapters in life that require you to clench or unclench so u cant judge so much
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Shitting yourself is bad but have you ever shazamed a song in public and it was BTS
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It’s being cleaned out by the soda??
proton@ProtonInspector
The lines for the soda gun at your favourite bar haven’t been cleaned in two years
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