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I know I'm not perfect But I'm willing to grow One day at a time Trying to show I'm doing this for myself Changing my path Resetting my mind It's time to show I'm starting to grow Learning to see I'm perfectly me

@mattonthefloor If there's ever a time to swear, you found it. Let the haters have their snowflake moment. Your achievement is spectacular!

Let me address this before things get a little out of control. I'm swore post race because that was honestly pure emotion. 2021 I was in a dark place in life watching the Olympics , 2024 I'm Olympic silver medalist 5th fastest time all time. Keep fighting people 😤 now onto 4x4

@fesshole My BF asked me not to, so I don't. As much as I'd like to show the world I'm happy with him he would prefer his privacy and I respect that

I'm going to leave my girlfriend because she posts every thing we do together all over her social media. I just want my private life to be between us. Why do hundreds of random people have to be part of it too?

@wolfofx I paused work just to enjoy this thread. Thanks for adding joy to my day, and making me smile

This thread will brighten up your day. 1. Fans didn't forget them..

@KaniRosi Good lord that's horrible. I hope you're somewhere you feel safe, with people who make you feel the same.

Actually ended up discovering that this dude attempted to stalk me and threatened to find me just to r*pe then kill me.

@reginaldo_el @fesshole More like squishy and slimey hitting.... 😉

@monkeytude @fesshole Ahhhhh, ok thank you! Not sure the slug response is really hard hitting enough though 😂

Neighbour's house dilapidated. Managed to ridiculously pin a structural issue in their house, on the work we had done on ours. Cost us 5 grand. We now throw every slug we find into their garden. They keep complaining of an infestation. Will stop when we have thrown 5000 in.

@reginaldo_el @fesshole They were blamed for causing a structural issue (and they had to pay 5000 to fix the neighbours house), though saying it was pinned on them usually means they believe it's a false claim

@fesshole They pinned something in their house?

@Nay_Landell I'm in a random train station in Italy today (ending a holiday) and this just made me cry in front of everyone. Such a heartwarming story. It sucks it came from such a gross place to start with but the beauty of both your hearts sings louder to me than anything else 💖

Had a Teams meeting with someone I once knew. Our last encounter was in a classroom. We had a racist teacher. 10+ years later she reaches out because she heard about me & wondered if we could collab., neither of us seemed to remember that we once knew each other, until...🧵

@NightFury_76 @fesshole Who in their right mind has ever said that?

I want to break up with my partner but the Taylor Swift tickets are in his account, so I'm having to play the waiting game. The things us Swifties do for our Queen.

@fesshole Me too, but I'm confident in my black sheep status

My darkest secret, and one I cannot tell any friends or family about, is that I am from Northern Ireland and I don't like Tayto Cheese & Onion crisps.

@Dotsy1978 @RonaldLaceyFans @fesshole Because even as a child I had rational thought based on the information I "knew" .. am I grateful for the santa years, absolutely.. but I'll be making sure at least one present under the tree is for my kids are from mum and dad as well as all that Santa brings.

@monkeytude @RonaldLaceyFans @fesshole Ur parents "got u nothing" because of the magic of Santa. I'm really not sure why any kid would think that's weird.

I hate the idea of my son believing in Santa/elves and that they bring him his presents. Am I selfish for wanting the credit for buying them for him? I work hard to provide for him and I don't want some imaginary twats taking credit for it.

@Dotsy1978 @RonaldLaceyFans @fesshole For me I always thought it was weird my parents got me nothing but everyone else gifted presents too everyone else...

@RonaldLaceyFans @fesshole Why not have all present come from Santa?

@BitchyBatiBat @miyuyus_ @BabsVan Thank you 🥹

@miyuyus_ @monkeytude @BabsVan Here’s some more purring for yall

@Yossari99194539 @fesshole Depending on their location. Can still get bedsits in Dublin

@fesshole Bedsits? Even I was too young to live in bedsits. They were more of a 70s early 80s thing so unlikely to be still around when you were looking for somewhere to live

Both in our mid 50s &, about 6mths ago, my wife let our two adult children move back in to save for deposits. It's totally destroyed our sex life which had become even better than it was in our 20s. I wish the kids would just fuck off & move into bedsits like we did

@shouldhaveanima 💋

@shouldhaveanima 🍔

@BaileySarian I'm so sorry for your loss.

My precious lil baby love Saint has passed away 🥀 I’m broken. I’m so lucky to have had him in my life and be there through it all. My little bed hog, lover pie, I’m gonna miss you so much 😭😭😭😭 I know many of you loved Saint too ❤️ he’s a little angel now and I will forever miss his kisses. I’m so sad

@fesshole Yeah definitely upload it!

I'm so lonely that on the weekends I film myself pretending to do a podcast for an hour or two. Never to be uploaded anywhere and deleted straight away.

@KelloggCompany this was made this year... time to update your packaging to read by appointment of His Majesty the King.... #catchuptime #royalsnacks