Tubby Maguire

[hilarious tweet that gets zero likes because nobody knows I exist]

@ushigoroshi89 Y’all are so dumb 😂😂

how tf can you botch laying on a fucking table

@filmscite Damn they did so well two picks in

IndieWire names the top 5 best movies of 2026: 1. ‘THE DRAMA’ 2. ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ 3. ‘MICHAEL’ 4. ‘SEND HELP’ 5. ‘YOU, ME & TUSCANY’

@ChrisCotillo Shiiit paid time off, hell yeah!

Jason Varitek gives a thumbs down as the fired group of Red Sox coaches flies back to Boston (via Alex Cora’s IG story).

@OsheaJacksonJr Hey Shea, first time caller. How do I get a rich dad? You sharing? Thanks. P.S. imma be sat for the film bro. Got my amc a-list ready.

Just read back what you wrote and listen how sad you sound. “Ain’t nobody gonna watch that dumb ass movie you just made” You sound like a jealous ex. Just a fuckin loser. “Must be nice to have a rich dad” Yeah no shit you fuckin #IDIOT IDIOTS IN THEATERS AUGUST 28th

@770locks @mlbbowman @brianmctaggart Ok…cool?

@mrayeway @mlbbowman @brianmctaggart Snitker owns the Astros

The Mets’ rainout allowed their hitting coach Troy Snitker to buy a last-minute flight to Atlanta to see his dad inducted into the Braves Hall of Fame tonight. Troy left Citi Field around 10:30 am, flew from LGA to ATL and knocked on his dad’s door at The Omni in The Battery around 3:15 pm. Snit thought it was the hotel maid. Needless to say, it was a wonderful surprise

@RoyMSmith @AstrosFuture Dana’s going to lure him away with $1000 a month and a chance to stay in Fayetteville’s premiere La Quinta. Just to keep him away from the colts. That’s my GM.

@AstrosFuture Another Dana Brown masterclass

#Astros 13th round pick in 2024.

@notauntblazer I saw a post someone said there hasn’t been a stacked movie week like this in YEARS! Then attatched posters for You, Me & Tuscany, Michael and Devil Wears Prada 2 🤣🤣🤣

this movie is made for people who go to the theater twice a year

@brianmctaggart About as well as crunch time coogs

How are the Rockets doing?

@TheCinesthetic The Baltimorons is in my top 4

A movie that's in your top 25 list but unlikely to be in anyone else's?

@TheCinesthetic Literally yesterday

what’s your most recent five-star watch?

@saturnreturnsxo This movie was funny but it seriously lacked on the rom. I feel they were just like, ok they like each other now, yeah! There wasn’t a proper build up

there’s literally one in theaters right now. but you’d have to open your heart to watching something where the leads aren’t white.

@ethansjigoku @astrosmemes_ Oh I’m not saying he’s great or anything. I am saying thought he so far has proven to be one of Dana’s most important trades.

@mrayeway @astrosmemes_ burrows has been very serviceable, but i’d need to see a little more from him before dana gets props for signing him. that outing in seattle is what holds me back a bit. he’s looking a lot more comfortable with every outing and if he cleans up his control, it’s a great signing.

Dana Brown assembling the Astros bullpen this past offseason

@ethansjigoku @astrosmemes_ Spencer has had 2 starts, Hunter is hurt. I’m talking about Burrows who up until his last outing was, unfortunately, our most consistent starter.

@mrayeway @astrosmemes_ arrighetti ? he was drafted in 21, i dont give dana any credit for calling up a prospect who he had no saying in drafting. if you mean hunter, then that’s even more the case lmfao.

Closest place to Baltimore….

@ethansjigoku @astrosmemes_ We forgetting our most consistent starting pitcher this season?

@astrosmemes_ at least he traded for teng, only good pitching move he’s made imo

@GottaLoveDolls @hulu Glad I could clear that up for you and your weird ass not at all a red flag account

@mrayeway @hulu So you’re just another fat American. Got it. I was confused for a second

Operating at high potential.

@finchertino The more I think about a movie, the more my feelings towards it change.

@finchertino All. The. Time.

do you guys ever go back and change your letterboxd ratings

@GottaLoveDolls @hulu Thanks for proving the point. I’m American dumbass.

@mrayeway @hulu Are you that fat Irl? Off beans & toast??