MyExplodedBrain

Iran-New Zealand was a tie does this mean NZ has to give them 300 billion dollars

In a world full of “let’s grab drinks” friends, be a “let's get groceries together” friend

Elitist snobs are imputing psychological conditions and beliefs to those who enjoyed a sports event at the WH. Do they navel-gaze over the WH Egg Roll? pardoning of the turkey? WH Pride party? Nope. Only a UFC event because it's culturally alien to them. Bizarre over-reaction.

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

Ok, who did this?

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG. As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested. Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

Republicans must feel comfortable enough with election integrity in California to swear in a new member before the election is even certified.

I would actually rather go on a pontoon boat on a lake in northwestern Wisconsin with four friends and a 24 pack of domestics than do this. I mean it.