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I changed my mind.
Metal prints should last through the apocalypse better.
Derp™️@null_user_value
This is getting framed.
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🚨 YES! 100% — VIVEK RAMASWAMY LEADS Ohio Governor Race by 8 Points!
VIVEK RAMASWAMY is dominating the Ohio Governor’s race, up 8 points against the Democrat.
Do you support this?
YES or NO?
I’m shouting YES loud and clear.
Vivek is exactly the bold, America First fighter Ohio needs — a proven outsider who will cut taxes, slash regulations, revive manufacturing, and bring real results instead of the same old swamp politics.
This is how we keep Ohio red and make it stronger than ever.
Who’s with me? Drop a YES below and let’s get Vivek across the finish line! 🇺🇸
#VivekForOhio #OhioGovernor #MAGA #AmericaFirst #VivekRamaswamy #Trump2028
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Derp™️ retweeted
@MrLeadslinger I don't think that's what people think. In fact I've heard literally no one say that's what they think.
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It’s 2026 and people still think those planes should’ve flattened like tin cans against the outside of the buildings and slid to the ground like some kind of Looney Tunes cartoon.
Daniel Prinsloo@Daniel7Prinsloo
It's 2026 and people really belive a plane took down the towers. Wild
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The LED headlights just paid for themselves in my own enjoyment.
Cruisin' back to the house, got the new headlights on. Life is good.
Approach an intersection, 'bout 60 yards.
Someone is at the four way, they see me, they flash their high beams.
I Smile.
I ponder, aloud, in my car: "Oh? You think *THOSE* are my high beams. Behold, for I obtained **the sun**. *click*
They panic, flash their lights a bit and swerve a touch (like, 5 mph).
I click my highs off.
Today they learned an important lesson. I am indeed, the bigger asshole.
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@Oilfield_Rando Hey Bibi, these people are minutes away from attaining a nuclear weapon
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Don’t we love our diversity, folks?
Don’t we love our variety of cultures?
Don’t we feel like a stronger country because of it?
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Applause line at protest in Philly: "For every US soldier who comes back in casket, we cheer!"
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@Lawrence_Hart @Smthingedgy @AndreWGMI @scotus_wire Yeah, but we can all agree those were better days.
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@null_user_value @Smthingedgy @AndreWGMI @scotus_wire But that’s just with the pole I know. It’s like being the best at Mario Kart in the 90’s. You may have been the best of your friends but that is just that sample of your neighborhood.
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🚨 The Supreme Court reversed a $1B copyright verdict, holding that Internet Service Providers aren’t liable for user piracy based solely on knowledge of infringement.
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This is huge.
Farm Action@FarmActionUS
Rep. Thomas Massie is on the brink of securing a huge win for small farmers. His PRIME Act is officially included in the 2026 Farm Bill. If this passes, it will deliver a blow to Big Ag’s stranglehold on the meatpacking industry. “This would make it easier for local farmers to sell directly to local consumers using a local slaughterhouse.” How? It would cut the USDA out of inspections for local processing facilities. “You don’t need the USDA to inspect a facility that has seven employees.” “So what I’ve proposed is that you could just have the local health inspection… inspecting these slaughterhouses.” “As long as you don’t cross state lines, you shouldn’t need the federal government’s involvement in this processing.” “The good news is, I got that in the Farm Bill.” @RepThomasMassie
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Because you bought a Super Duty with full floating axles and disc brakes. This isn't a Ford thing. It's a Dana axle thing.
Colonel Dewayne Smith@Colonel_DSmith
Dear Ford, Why do I have to pull an axle to change rear rotors? Thanks.
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@braxton_mccoy When I asked him for medical advice, he put on a glove, extended three fingers, and smiled.
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I have this stupid nagging swelling on my elbow so I hit up one of my good friends who happens to be a fancy pants physician.
He told me to spray Windex on it.
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@null_user_value @Smthingedgy @AndreWGMI @scotus_wire By this logic we should track everything anybody does. We should also track everyone any person has an interaction with.
Oh wait…
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@Smthingedgy @AndreWGMI @scotus_wire Holy shit, you’re right.
We might need to figure out the diners where the workers ate at as well, as they fueled the men that built the infrastructure that allowed the crime!
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@null_user_value @AndreWGMI @scotus_wire Fuck it, hold the bank liable as well. They did, afterall, construct the doors and entryways that enabled the robbery.
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@braxton_mccoy @american17776 I like how you keep saying what needs to be said.
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Then there's the trash and empty Modelo cans left on the banks of your local reservoir. The night crawler containers left near (often in) streams designed artificial lure only. Rented side-by-sides ripping up terrain off-trail and causing fires. Poaching, on and on.
CyberGreen09@CyberGreen09
Chhat Puja in Denton, Texas Dumping offerings and materials into lakes is unacceptable. It harms fish and pollutes our local waters. We need to protect Texas ecosystems.
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I remember people saying DJT was a con artist in 2015-now. I supported Trump on escalator day, JD on day 1 & Vivek when he ran as a surrogate for Trump during the primaries. He’s gonna win Oh governor. And will make Ohio +30 America First stronghold. Already running massive ads during the news. Acton is a bumbling idiot
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Happy National Agriculture Day! Agriculture is Ohio’s oldest and largest industry, and we will continue to stand for our farmers.
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@AndreWGMI @scotus_wire We should hold the roads liable for bank robberies too.
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@scotus_wire so ISPs can profit off the infrastructure that enables piracy but walk away clean because they didn't do it themselves, who exactly is supposed to be held accountable then?
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Derp™️ retweeted
Spanish girl gets brutally gang-raped by migrants, ends up paralyzed and developing severe PTSD. The Spanish government offers her assisted suicide as a solution to all of those problems.
IDK if that counts as a metaphor because they're doing it literally.
Roberto Vaquero@RobertoVaquero_
Noelia Castillo Ramos será la primera persona en recibir la eutanasia por depresión en España. ¿La causa? Nadie te la dirá. En 2022, Noelia sufrió una violación múltiple en un centro tutelado. Esto destrozó su vida por completo, lo que le llevó a un intento de suicidio fallido que la dejó parapléjica. El sistema le ha fallado y ahora le ofrece la eutanasia como remedio.
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JUST IN - Trump to appoint Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison and Jensen Huang to the Science and Technology Advisory Board — WSJ
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Soon, there will be a massive Israeli terror attack in America and the perpetrators will likely have financial ties to podcasters and those who are sowing discord for foreign nations in America.
I predict there will be many casualties and only then will it maybe set in that people have been conned into supporting a terrorist psyop to distract you from the threat of Israel while the enemy plotted to destroy our country from within with botted conspiracy theories.
It will likely be 10 times worse than 9/11.
And it’s going to trace right back to the Incumbent Right in some way.
I just have this sense.
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer
Soon, there will be a massive Islamic terror attack in America and the perpetrators will likely have financial ties to podcasters and those who are sowing discord for foreign nations in America. I predict there will be many casualties and only then will it maybe set in that people have been conned into supporting a terrorist psyop to distract you from the threat of Islam while the enemy plotted to destroy our country from within with botted conspiracy theories. It will likely be 10 times worse than 9/11. And it’s going to trace right back to the Woke Reich in some way. I just have this sense.
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