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Believe to feel alive

@yxyiagain Where have you been big bro 😔

how can a baby be 9 months old in the womb but come out as 0 month old?

@samo_skey Bro you’re a genius!

First lecture of the semester. Dr. Fashola is taking attendance. He gets to a name “Tunde Aborisade” and calls it twice. Nobody answers. He marks it present both times. Then he looks up at the class and says, very quietly: "Row G. Back left corner. Don't sit there tomorrow." Then he moves straight on. No explanation. Just continues down the register like he said nothing unusual at all. We looked at each other. Nobody spoke. The seat in row G, back left corner, was already empty.

Why always me god

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 452,000 KILOMETRES BEHIND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE EXACT SPOT THEY CALCULATED BEFORE THEY EVER LEFT THE GROUND THE MATHEMATICS WORKED. THE PHYSICS HELD. THE SILENCE ENDED. EVERY ENGINEER, MATHEMATICIAN, PHYSICIST, AND PROGRAMMER WHO TOUCHED THIS MISSION IS THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEY KNOW IT WELCOME HOME

Bronny ➡️ LeBron LeBron ➡️ Bronny A memorable night for the James family!

@AboladeBaboo001 @thejacobsss I genuinely hope you don’t wake up tomorrow

@thejacobsss Abeg, enlighten us, who should we vote for instead of Tinubu?

girl, nobody gives AF. fuel is almost 2k per litre. #tinubumustgo #endbadgovernment

I don’t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point Somebody had to work out a path where the Moon’s gravity is pulling you in, the Earth is pulling you back, and you’re moving just fast enough and not slow enough not to get trapped by either. They had to figure out the exact angle to come back into Earth’s atmosphere too. Too steep, you burn up. Too shallow, you bounce off and drift into space. And they had to get all of that right at the same time, for real people sitting in a small metal capsule about 400k kilometres away from home. Nothing in that system is standing still. The Moon is moving. The Earth is moving. Even the Sun is pulling on everything. And still, some people looked at all of that motion, all of that chaos, and turned it into numbers you can follow. Go here. Adjust here. Come back here. And unlike nepa light, it infact works. There’s also that moment in the journey where the crew passes behind the Moon. No contact with Earth. No signal. Just silence, with a massive rock blocking everything they’ve ever known. The only reason they can stay calm in that moment is because someone, somewhere, did the maths and proved they’ll come out the other side. I don’t know what it feels like to trust something that much. To put your life in an equation when you’re that far away from everything. But I do know this for sure, whatever that level of thinking is, whatever it takes to reach it, it might be one of the most extraordinary things human beings have ever done...

@socetyhatesjay @Tony4Real___ @memphis_ayo Finish him😂😂

@Tony4Real___ @memphis_ayo see as you sub yourself

i just dey suffer myself because i wan prove say i be big man, this AC wan take my life😭😭😭😭 make i go buy standing fan abeg

#Messi ... Melhor Jogador do Mundo

The real creatives have been hibernating since 2022 just trying to stay sane

@Realadonize @arojinle1 Nahh They’re in a sleepover

@arojinle1 Are all those animals dead

The vulture came at the wrong time. It went from looking for food to becoming the food

@fr1e3ch1ck3n @marcidfawn @elstragedies We didn’t need to know that

@marcidfawn @elstragedies Girl atp I won't have kids at all my period is like 40 days late

Oh you don't wanna lose weight? That's fine, just imagine your future kids having to look at the prices on the menu at a restaurant.

By the time you realize my worth, my epon don dey another person mouth

@officialtwinny @sassou417 @ntsikimazwai Ahhh. So you’re actually stupid like this?

@sassou417 @ntsikimazwai Find a video of a South African woman doing this and post it 🙏🏾

African women are travelling to Asia to cut hair from young girls 💔💔 Nigerians what’s wrong with you? @ntsikimazwai was right we should all go natural!

Don’t know how to explain it really, but thinking you’re ‘special’ might be holding you back

@Flohairs @guzu_p @Vanderbebbe05 Something is genuinely wrong with this man and his followers

@guzu_p @Vanderbebbe05 Must you insert the other gender into anything you post You were making sense from the beginning until I saw unlike… I thought oh yeah Chidi is finally making sense. You proved me wrong for the first time.

Twitter is annoying sometimes. You fit just lose money on investment or just got scammed and the next minute, somebody is tagging you to an average whore post saying: "King, come and cook this bed to bed midfielder" On a normal day, you'll appreciate the through pass but at the moment, the kind anger you go use look the person 😂 Now, you have to tweet like everything is alright but we all know nobody is truly alright after losing money. But at the same time, you still have to compose. Unlike women who won't allow anybody rest if they lose as little as 10k which isn't even their money, men lose serious money everyday and still act like everything is ok E no easy! Men dey go through alot on a low key. We'll all be fine at the end of the day.

Muriqi dagger😂

@P99Jovan @LibanLDN There’s no much difference with Portugal calling Ronaldo and Brazil calling Neymar

@LibanLDN This is just name tax at this point Liban you’re telling me you’re watching santos games and saying wow Neymar is amazing I hear more about injuries than a single goal he’s had this is 2026 it’s not 2015 Neymar

Don’t get why Ancelotti is gatekeeping Neymar from his last WC. He’s still playing at a respectable level. Brazil haven’t been exciting & Neymar’s presence alone lifts morale & puts fear into opponents. We’ve seen Messi rise to the occasion, why not Neymar? Put the ego aside man.