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There are men who have spent their entire lives with just the memory of one.

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

Schrödinger’s flirting…I’m not flirting with you unless you want me to be. And if you don’t, then obviously I was joking the entire time. The intentions exist in a quantum state you’ll never fully decode.

We’re only a couple years away from women blaming the damages of feminism on men

Me whenever the stars are visible

I only drink water and alcohol.

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?

playing hide-and-seek with 3yo son. just the two of us. he wants to hide together. we are hiding together. we are in the closet. it’s perfectly dark. we’re very cramped. there is no one looking for us. i am trying to explain this. he is laughing uncontrollably

@OurHiltsHurt Huh??!

Brain hemorrhages can not kill a dragon

Freshley Mwamburi and his friends ready to receive Stella at JKIA.

Coworkers hate a quiet person that minds their business

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

Me watching Burnley games in the championship next season because it made an 0:0 draw with Arsenal on Monday

Wali renovate ikae Casino ndio they gamble with Kenyans lives.

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

If you meet a girl and ask for her name, don’t tell her yours immediately. Let her ask. If she doesn’t care enough to ask your name back, she’s probably not interested. Keep it moving.

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything