𝔇𝔢sᴇʀᴛ ℜ𝔞𝔱

Stoic

Liverpool na Barca wakichezea Talanta stadium kule kwa mhindi kuna ile market ya "Pitch Invader-Yes/No" 100+ odds,stake high on "Yes" alafu muniachie the rest mamae, patel lazima atarudi Mumbai

Pedri and Lamine Yamal at the Talanta Stadium? Bruh kill me after because life could never peak higher than that

Lamine Yamal after his first training session at Ruaraka Grounds.

Lawyer: let them hang you, God will judge them 😭😭😭

Kuna pahali nilitaja Treasury Bonds tukiwa date sai natumika ka chat GPT😭

Died resurrected and arsenal are yet to win a champions league

I don’t expect you to be man of the match every week, but what I expect from you every week is the deezayah

Niggas with no bread tutaua wasichana na words of affirmation aki Mungu baba have mercy on us.

"Hata nasumbuka nini na kesi si yangu"

Your hidden music taste being your vernacular artists isn’t a surprise, idk 🤣

Really????? 😭😭

Assuming Murgor had been appointed CJ and then we get Judge Warsame to the SCORK, attacks on the judiciary by Parliament and Executive would be met with disproportinate force 🤣🤣🤣

Because we attended a course known as 'accounting for lawyers' at Kenya School of Law- we should open up accounting firms and start offering services- is this what they are saying ? That despite being trained lawyers we can open up private schools, pick up the marker and start teaching history and English? Isnt teaching and accounting the preserve of skilled folks? Tuheshimiane !

“Mediators with no legal background addressing legal issues/disputes” @Kenyajudiciary

At this point banks should send spouses to the Magistrate for witnessing of a Spousal Consent. The rate at which spouses are disowing their signatures on consents is alarming 🤣🤣

@MesserDre @asemota @_SNjenga 😂😂😂😂😂

@robkm__ @asemota @_SNjenga Was at the court this week and a couple came to withdraw their case, lawyer said something about the matter not having a “statutory flavor”. Case was withdrawn only to see wife holding hands with husband when they got to the exit door. Everyone just started laughing

Tough times for unmarried Advocates @_SNjenga

@sorochifresh @sarah_mordi @_SNjenga 😂😂😂

@sarah_mordi @robkm__ @_SNjenga The things we see as ministers in the temple of justice 🤣

I want to personally shake the hands of all 22 players on that pitch, that's how you go blow for blow

This PSG team is a different animal

@robkm__ "Babe hata hatujakosana hivyo. Hawa malooya wana exaggerate. Twende home"