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"Chair si uharakishe session tupigie Ruto.....Lazima Tupigie Ruto simu tumuambie hawa kuna motion they are trying to bring Ata wamuchomba..." Alafu Tukisema that Parliament is an Extention of Statehouse wanapinga.. Aibu sanal

@moneyacademyKE India? Oil drilling? Ama cooking oil?

Kenya has started talks with India to support oil drilling in Turkana and help speed up the country's first oil production

@Alfayaz11 We are a chaotic nation that likes to live like wild animals, maybe we are designed to survive a dystopian post nuclear apocalypse trash strewn universe.

Brother they even repair those Matatus at that spot! No regards to safety or any laws. #ReclaimNairobi

@CrulerG1 @Iam_Greezy Ukipata anafunzwa pia wewe unaongeza kwa Syllabus ala

@Iam_Greezy Mi nikipata place mwizi anafunzwa na ulimwengu siweziwatetea.

Dawa ya wezi ni risasi ama tire, when you live by the sword, you die by the sword akuna kitu ingine. Wezi walinipiga nyongolo almost every month uko D kwa hio njia ya dumpsite ukikuja luckysummer. Naskiaa hawa wakisema wasipigwee natoka na wazimu. 🤦🏿‍♂️

@Karmaka18207069 @Iam_Greezy We have to start somewhere, can be bottom up

@Iam_Greezy But burning wezi wakubwa kama our leaders is where we draw the line!

@DMainaNdungu @DonaldBKipkorir @WilliamsRuto Guy sits around like he is the President

@DonaldBKipkorir @WilliamsRuto Show me your friends... #RutoMustGo

Your Excellency President @WilliamsRuto , everyone says Wicknell Chivayo is a Conman, a fraudster & a Criminal .. Why have you allowed him unimpeded access? Why is he given unrestricted access to our country? How can he openly give money to our airport employees? How does our country benefit from a known criminal? How can we compromise our national security & prestige to such man of dubious reputation?

@KensonKmn @MasterShadii @moneyacademyKE Mwalimu achukue loan against all organs-kidneys etc alipe kabla aongee na @KRACare

@MasterShadii @moneyacademyKE Mwalimu lipa, alafu ukam utushow ivo 😂

Something crazy to note about the proposal: Before a taxpayer can appeal, they must first show proof that the principal tax has been paid. Example: If KRA says a business owes Sh10 million, the business must pay the Sh10 million before the appeal can proceed.

@DavEndercy @ntvkenya 💯 Pretending to be a saviour now, that cohort of has beens should be shunned. I can’t imagine those mfs taking power either.

@ntvkenya Justin Mururi & Wetangula spoilt parliament. It's no longer a people's watchdog. We miss ole kaparo and marende. Today Muturi pretends to be an option. Same monkeys changing forests, but kenyans don't usually see

NATIONAL ASSEMBLY passes Finance Bill 2026 with amendments; 122 MPs vote in favour while 40 against at the Third Reading; proposed law to await presidential assent.

@Kenyans Molo did Kenya dirty electing such bootlicker

We have companies in this country that produce more than one million smartphones per year - MP Kuria Kimani

@Not_ChaoosKE @KenyanSays Chill they are not insults-it’s colourful language befitting the public square envisioned by the owner.

@rowmwas @KenyanSays Did you just learn these words the other day. Let's see your insults vocabulary & I will grade you.

A farmer filmed himself destroying cabbages on his farm, claiming there is absolutely no market for his produce right now.

@Not_ChaoosKE @KenyanSays Takes one to know one asshole

@rowmwas @KenyanSays I don't argue with fools

@gamemose @KenyanSays It’s theory because you are making assumptions-that he didn’t market, that this is his first attempt at farming cabbages and he has no idea about the market.

@rowmwas @KenyanSays marketing and sales are equally as important as production in farming. if you think thats a stupid theory from books, then thats on you.

@Alfayaz11 Mmoja hapo showing us how he gets to the office at 5a.m, mf doesn’t know there are Kenyans that haven’t slept yet.

Most of our leaders love posting their mediocrity, especially videos of themselves going to work as if they are doing us a favour. Meanwhile, the real hardworking Kenyans are out there walking to work, earning a living, running businesses, creating jobs and paying taxes. Ironically, they are the very people paying for those offices, vehicles and salaries. Oh and funding lavish lifestyles too. It is what it is.

@OnroyFelix @makaumully He asked you to qualify you assertion you got emotional

@makaumully When you’re president, you can transport them using stadiums if that is where your brain has gotten you. To each their own

This is what Garissa, Wajir and Mandera needs, unfortunately President Ruto is building them stadiums.

@DanfordJer58140 @Abdullah76000 @moneyacademyKE A win nevertheless

@Abdullah76000 @moneyacademyKE Sorry to burst your bubble but the mpigs have done this for themselves more than for anyone else!

MPs have rejected proposals to give KRA more powers that would have made it easier to freeze taxpayers' accounts and seize assets. They say the changes would have given the taxman too much power over taxpayers.

@nitrixsystems @WashiraX Retiring to start a business is madness unless you retiring to the thing you are retiring from it’s a one way street to poverty.Oh mara agrovet,mara kuweka ngombe

@WashiraX Never trustva govt with your retirement! Start that business early..

Let's have an honest discussion. Why does the government punish retirees with delayed pension payments? I see many retired teachers suffering. Travelling to Nairobi now and then. Queuing in NSSF offices. Chasing files. All following up on pensions. I mean, it is the same government that: • Sent the teacher on retirement • Stopped paying their monthly salary • Knows exactly when they retired • Has all their employment records So why doesn't the pension start automatically the following month? What exactly is the retiree following up? What information is still missing? Why should a retired teacher spend their sunset years chasing money they been contributing for decades? What is wrong?

@gamemose @KenyanSays Send him the information that will move them from the farm, stupid theories from books.

@KenyanSays we have a saying in logistics that, "goods sit in the warehouse until imformation moves them". to be quite honest, this farmer is STUPID.

@Not_ChaoosKE @KenyanSays If he could get someone to sell do you imagine he would be destroying them? All those stupid ass recommendations of yours will cost him more money.

@KenyanSays This is how blessings are lost, Just give them away to people without a meal or for someone to sell and make some few coins or a farmer who has cows. Hii ni uchoyo

@Abdullah76000 @Kenyans Finyaa!!

@Kenyans This one is from my county and she is going home so early in the morning come 2027 elections.

Many Kenyans are happy with the Finance Bill 2026 - Marsabit Woman Rep, Naomi Waqo