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@RafeGuttman yeah. he just noticed me. and was polite. add another 10 years to the crush

@ruffledsavior 😹my e-boy is cooked fr fr

yeah. she just noticed me. and was polite. add another 10 years to the crush

@LustralBasin Stop digging.

Chocolate milk and regular milk taste the same there is no difference in taste

it's been so long since i kissed a girl that the next time it happens it will be like the first time all over again. this is actually like really exciting

(flirting) you look like you need a lot of sleep

@thirdimpactgirl this better not be an april fools joke

@RafeGuttman it's called a slow burn unc

@ruffledsavior You'll never go out with me. You just breadcrumb tf out of me.

First date idea: you pretend to be interested in what I do. I pretend to be interested in women.

i am one bad day away from becoming a puppygirl

@arabelladevine currently on the mother of all coal streaks with no end in sight

@ruffledsavior fire i’m afraid

if i'm bad at loving you then let me be horrifically bad at it. let me show the world how long i can do something i have absolutely no aptitude for

@FrogstarDreamer not good—leads to isolation

I don't see any reason to leave the house, all my video games alcohol and youtube live concerts are there

just called a shoegaze song dreampop in front of the huzz and they killed me

@RafeGuttman and we could make small talk

@ruffledsavior I'll reply to each post with a thumbs up emoji instead of being the lecherous creep I am on your main.

a private alt where i post only sane, ordinary and normal things

how the first guy to literally kiss the ground a woman walked on felt

@Vibez899 good job

@ruffledsavior Right in the face once. Some kid kicked it and I turned around and boom. I almost got violent with him but never worth it.

best thing to get hit in the head by = soccer ball. in fact you often want it to happen

beautiful woman. don't make a point of her beauty—that's what everyone does. instead act like you don't notice it. in fact don't acknowledge her in any way. this way you'll never have a wife and die alone

@milkbraining i'm just saying

@ruffledsavior ???

my hole is super tight as well but you don't see me bragging about it