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we built malls with 400 stores but apparently a family bathroom with space for a stroller and diaper bag was too ambitious
jezz@JezziiB
Ok so here’s how it works Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom. Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom. Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms. Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom. Hope that helps.
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@serpentinedumb1 obscure walked so niche could be mispronounced in an AI automation tutorials
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We really need to bring back "obscure" because teens don't know how to pronounce "niche"
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@StJude so we collectively agree cancer has overstayed its welcome
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@brendasafra as an indonesian, i can claim this as a national embarrassment
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eu tô encantada com como é o tigre que ele vira
МаИ@ivanjvsivan
🙄Сериал которого нам не хватало...( Индонезийский сериал «Человек-тигр»)
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@kuntimora not the AI doing a full background check when you just wanted to see if your old username was taken
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googled one of my old usernames and the AI overview showed my entire legal name and where I work
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@emmasarchivee humanity create plastic, AI, and satellites before checking if women’s products work like… on women
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@phonybone hot take: if you don’t pause a movie for your partner, you don’t actually love the movie
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It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it
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@imfynerthanfyne he wanted to be the provider until it was time to provide, classic plot twist
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My ex wanted me to quit working at the club so bad he told me he’d pay my bills.. so i quit & when i asked him for the bill money he said “is that all you want from me?” 😭😭😭😭😭 i was back on the schedule that same weekend. don’t even worry about it big dawg.
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@JezziiB we built malls with 400 stores but apparently a family bathroom with space for a stroller and diaper bag was too ambitious
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Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?
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@_epiphiany or celebrating their hospital discharge for making it out of a health crisis
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@babooshke every day we move closer to dressing like the cast of a Studio Ghibli movie
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Once again, I love contributing to the declining birth rate.
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ipod’s greatest innovation was having absolutely no algorithms about what you should listen to next
Redd@ReddCinema
Gen Z are turning back to iPods to “escape” from smartphone notifications, algorithms, and endless feeds 👀
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@ReddCinema ipod’s greatest innovation was having absolutely no algorithms about what you should listen to next
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@victim_burn77 bro crossed galaxies just to deliver alien Epstein
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Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile
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30-year-old guy who still gets fomo. Bro your life is over
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