Simon Lye

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Simon Lye

Simon Lye

@simonlye

I am from New Zealand. I live in England. I do sysadmin / DevOps / SQL / IT bits. Also talk about aviation and sports. I’m probably tired. BlueSky too.

Cambridge, England Joined Haziran 2009
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
Hey JD - now come to the UK and tell Nigel how much you support him.
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Around 10 degrees, dew point not that far off at around 7 degrees, I bet they’re clouding- up nicely on spool- up right now. This OS where I should be! Not sat in a flippin’ Hospital! I miss my ‘normal so much!ii wish the Doctors here would start making some decisions 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Bam got 83 points? WTF?
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
One day we'll win a World Cup final. One day. It's hard to be disappointed though because the Black Caps always massively overachieve at these tournaments.
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
Hmm I wonder if this result may make Labour perhaps consider acting more like Labour, rather than more like Reform...
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Ed and Tim really are great commentators.
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
The Norwegian curling team's trousers are disappointingly dull at this Olympics. Bring back these ones:
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
@BigJetTVLIVE This video is substantially sped up - it actually takes several minutes to complete, during which they would take many high res photos of the underneath.
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
Ed Leigh, who commentates for the BBC on all the ski/snowboard flippy tricky stuff, must be the hardest working media guy at the Winter Olympics. He seems to be everywhere.
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The main difference between the Summer and Winter Olympics seems to pretty much be risk of death...
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
‘Without us you’d all be speaking German’. While giving a speech in a mostly German speaking country. <massive facepalm>
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗@LucifersTweetz

@atrupar The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.

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Simon Lye@simonlye·
Maybe someone should show the orange toddler a map that isn't in Mercator projection. Maybe if he realises that Greenland isn't as big as he thinks it is, he'll shut the hell up.
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Simon Lye@simonlye·
Watching the coverage of 8100 tonnes of machinery moving at 1mph along a 4 mile track. I find it interesting, not sure the rest of the family does though...
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That's a crushing loss for the Jags.
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