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Gandymede

@thebasedmoone

Space Pirate, Academic Weapon

Unenthusiastic Handjob at Ihop Joined Mayıs 2022
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Right Angle News Network
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·
Kirk Bangstad, the owner of the Wisconsin brewery who offered free beer for President Trump’s assassination, has doxxed the phone numbers of agents who visited him over his threat and told his followers to harass the agents. Call Wisconsin’s Division of Alcohol and demand the removal of his license.
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mluffy
mluffy@mluffy_op·
@kangminlee you slant eye open your eyes small dick retard. 1: He filed a lawsuit in american court against JP Morgan if he loses he'll get counter sued to oblivion. 2: literally in the article it says "socially awkward" but good at his job. 3: yeah white women known to sleep with kids
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Kangmin Lee | 이강민
This JPMorgan saga proves every single Indian stereotype. 1. Scammer — fabricated a story to rake in some cash 2. Incompetent — failed at his job, likely lied about his credentials to get hired 3. Pervert — delusional sexual fantasies about white & Asian women #MePoo
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The Blessed Salt 🧂
The Blessed Salt 🧂@theblessedsalt·
This post is an excellent litmus test for understanding of just war theory. Despite the fact that I can see how effective this would be, I must oppose it because the damage it would do to my enemy (who bashes in my mailbox) would far outweigh the good of saving my mailbox. Its disproportionality is opposed by our duty in charity (and even justice) to watch out even for the good of our enemies. (Yes, by the way, I have had my mailbox bashed in by random vandals.)
My moms caregiver@mymomcare

People who have lived in the country understand this!

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Asanwa.sol
Asanwa.sol@Chizitere_xyz·
Those black dots literally saved my and my boyfriend's life. We were four hours deep into a road trip through the desert, and the dashboard thermometer was reading a suffocating 112 degrees. My boyfriend, Mark, was driving my car. The AC was blasting at full capacity inside, while the outside of the car was basically baking in a convection oven. Mark was complaining about the glare and pointed at the edge of the windshield. "I don't understand why cars have these stupid black dots all over the edges," he said, tapping the glass. "It just blocks the view." I didn't say anything because I was half asleep. Ten minutes later, that random piece of car trivia became the only reason we didn't end up in an ambulance. We were cruising at 80 mph behind a massive eighteen wheeler when its back right tire violently blew out. A massive, heavy chunk of steel belted rubber the size of a microwave launched into the air and came hurtling directly toward the passenger side of our windshield. There was no time to swerve. The rubber slammed into the top right corner of the glass, right directly on that thick band of black dots, with a deafening *CRACK*. The impact was so violent it shook the entire chassis of the car. Mark slammed on the brakes, pulling us over to the shoulder in a cloud of dust. We sat there, hearts completely hammering in our chests, waiting for the glass to cave in on us. The windshield had a massive, ugly spiderweb fracture spreading from the corner, but the glass stayed entirely intact and firmly glued to the frame. When the tow truck driver finally arrived to get us, he ran his hand over the cracked glass and whistled. "You guys are incredibly lucky," he said, shaking his head. "With the temperature difference today, freezing AC inside, over a hundred degrees outside, the thermal shock alone usually makes these things completely cave in when they take a hit like that. But it hit right on the frit band." Mark looked at him, confused. "The what?" "The black dots," the driver explained, tapping the edge. "They dissipate the heat so the glass doesn't warp, and they protect the adhesive. If this car had a cheap aftermarket windshield without a proper ceramic frit, that impact would have instantly popped the entire pane of glass right out of the frame and right into your laps at 80 miles an hour. That little black border literally held the structural integrity of your car together." Mark went completely pale and looked over at me. I just raised an eyebrow, took a sip of my water, and let the silence hang there. He never complained about the black dots again.
SAI CHOWDARY@imSaichowdary_

Hey @Grok, what is the purpose of these black dots on a car windshield??

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Gandymede
Gandymede@thebasedmoone·
@FantasyWorldW1 Ironic, given that there was 1 black dude in each star wars trilogy before his
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Ned Stark
Ned Stark@FantasyWorldW1·
Star Wars actor John Boyega explained why he doesn’t watch Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones in 2017: “There are no Black people in Game of Thrones,” he said. “You don’t see one Black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. Thoughts?
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Gandymede
Gandymede@thebasedmoone·
@YGBalenciaga919 Hell yeah man. I got $20 on you knocking her out in the first round
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Brandon Carr
Brandon Carr@YGBalenciaga919·
6 months of UFC training. My first Fight coming up May 30😈👽
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Gandymede@thebasedmoone·
@OxUniMaths Cant listen to anything shes saying bc the greasy ass hair is distracting me
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Oxford Mathematics
Oxford Mathematics@OxUniMaths·
For some mathematicians, it's not just the coffee they drink, but the mug they drink it in.
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鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵
🇯🇵 We're going to revise the Japanese constitution and we're going to have an actual army. There will be no more communism in East Asia.
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Gandymede@thebasedmoone·
First game of Kill Team with the wife
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Rep. Mark Pocan
Rep. Mark Pocan@RepMarkPocan·
Renee Nicole Good, a loving mother, poet, and devoted member of her community, was murdered by an ICE agent. Instead of standing with the victim and her loved ones, the Trump administration is labeling her a “domestic terrorist” and defending the shooter. ICE is making us LESS safe and we want them to get the f*ck out of our cities.
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Gandymede@thebasedmoone·
@TheOmniLiberal Shut up and go back to watching men fuck your wife, loser
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Amina
Amina@Amina_io·
Something Western liberals seem clueless about is the basic reality of male violence. Most men will never rape or kill, but some will! No amount of “education” will drive that risk to zero. Teaching our daughters situational awareness and to keep their wits about them is not about shame. It is feminist harm reduction. Actual feminism used to talk openly about self‑defence, boundaries, and risk, but US liberal feminism in the 1990s–2010s got steadily repackaged into a corporate, “girlboss” Tumblr/CIA aesthetic that treats any discussion of danger as suspect instead of focusing on keeping women safe.
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Gandymede@thebasedmoone·
Middle school-aged brother-in-law asked me what warhammer 40,000 is while we were at lunch
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