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noëlle ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

@tinytorchic

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wawa $2 any size iced coffee Joined Haziran 2014
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Coconut Tree City 🥥🌴
Every time we have traffic camera enforcement folks who clamor to be the tough on crime, law abiding citizens are now suddenly advocating for vandalizing traffic cams and bitch about how they're being unfairly punished Its clear that its never been about public safety and order
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Ryan Grim
Ryan Grim@ryangrim·
Nancy Mace gives Dems the votes to pass the War Powers resolution. Meeks said go talk to Republicans. Prem talked to Mace, I talked to Davidson. The votes are there. If Dems don’t put it on the floor now it’s because they don’t want it to pass now.
Zeteo@zeteo_news

Just as Democrat Gregory Meeks told Drop Site he would not put the War Powers Resolution to a vote because he didn't think it would win, Rep. Nancy Mace told @prem_thakker the case she makes for one. Mace's possible support could’ve been enough to help pass the resolution.

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Miss Gender
Miss Gender@girldrawsghosts·
While its most important to praise Druski for his comedic improv abilities and character work, i don’t think he gets enough credit for his incredible skill at setting a piece of cheese under a box propped up with a stick
Secular Talk ([email protected])@KyleKulinski

Lmao

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Haralabos Voulgaris
Haralabos Voulgaris@haralabob·
What if it wasn’t a vest at all, but a pager. Something designed to explode at any moment, without warning. While you’re out shopping, walking through a crowded market, standing next to innocent women and children who have no idea. Can you imagine that?
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline

Vance suggests Iran could have used nuclear suicide vests: “You talk about people who walk into a crowded supermarket and have a vest on, and they blow up the vest and a couple of people get killed, and that's a terrible tragedy. What happens when what's on the vest is not something that can kill a couple of people, but can kill many, many tens of thousands of people?”

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Blue Georgia
Blue Georgia@BlueGeorgia·
Brianna Keilar: You were Ohio Secretary of State for eight years. Would you agree that you ran safe and secure elections? Jon Husted: Of course we did. Keilar: You could use a utility bill, or a bank statement, or a government check as an acceptable form of ID, so why is that not acceptable now?
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crystal
crystal@crystalxduan·
in college, i did all my journalism internships in the midwest (since i went to mizzou). my first one in 2015 tasked me with covering a diff small town each week near Grand Forks, North Dakota. everyone i met in those diners, kindly offering me coffee and sad eyes, was estranged from their 'big city' living kids who look down at them, about to vote for new political upstart donald trump bc he didn't 'talk down to them', and found my kindness 'refreshing' and that i didn't have a 'coastal elite' affect to my way of communicating. of course i never think about this now. i definitely don’t bristle when people who’ve only ever lived in like two major metro areas talk about how they want to “reach the masses.” I’m sure everyone talking a big game about AI deeply cares about people in middle america as individuals. their feelings could never have consequences. surely not.
𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢@202accepted

when i was doing an intake form for a homeless shelter, i knew i was different than the crowd there cause the intake lady said i was the only person who could actually read the form and fill it out on my own normally her job was to fill it in for other people, and she even struggled to read it herself i corrected her on a line item and she started threatening to kick me out, until her supervisor came over to see why she was yelling at me, and then demanded that she fix all the prior forms she messed up on—this totaled over 5k, so she was quite angry she refused to apologize to me, so her supervisor had to step in and do it on her behalf as a result, i thought this was a poorly run homeless shelter, but i was later told this was actually one of the best in SF ever it’s weird growing up and experiencing being so different than the people around you it was one of the most alienating experiences as a kid to be able to read a tier above your peers as you couldn’t share the latest tom clancy you read, or even the NYT article on the iraq war (back in the ‘oughts) getting kicked out of GATE because we were poor and asian in a white only town was a weird experience—the first i realized how gatekeeping worked (pun not intended) if you think it’s crazy someone else couldn’t possibly read below a elementary school level, then you haven’t been paying attention to how our current president is doing his 2nd term and definitely live in a bubble interacting with actual normal americans without disdain (like hilary’s surprised face at that kitchen) is absolutely key if you wish to bridge any gaps i see how many of you PMC (professional middle class) types treat our midwestern friends who come to SF or LA, i see how the PMC types think their the elite, and to their credit it’s true they are quite rare when you compare them to the rest of america hinge filters for example: if you mark that you don’t have a college degree, a good number of people filter you out; it’s a dealbreaker for most having no high school puts me in an awkward place because i straddle and experienced both the very top and bottom of the rung, which results in the horseshoe theory of the opposite sides think i’m lying because they can’t fathom the activities of how the other side lives i haven’t even gotten into how this varies across different countries—finding the low and highs in africa fundamentally changed how i view the world now, for better or for worse this isn’t the most coherent thing i’ve written, and i still don’t understand how to process eating gold flakes and unlimited caviar and earlier that week watching a mob physically rip and hack a teen apart with blades for theft and dump the body parts on the dirt road (except they kept the hand that stole the item) tl;dr: y’all in bubbles you can’t even imagine

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ツナ🐟🥑
ツナ🐟🥑@poketunasleep·
デカくしすぎて観客席の作業終わらないw
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noah kulwin
noah kulwin@nkulw·
Personally I think congress died when it abdicated control of foreign policy in the 1970s (or 2000s, if you’re less cynical than me). But now it’s like. Super dead
David Dayen@ddayen

Congress (1789-2025)

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Geoff Wilt
Geoff Wilt@geoffwilt·
there was a time when you’d see something like this and think “oh damn federal government is gonna shut them down” but now you see this and think “oh damn federal government will give them billions more in subsidies and legal immunity from being sued for the deaths they caused.”
Laura Miers@LauraMiers

An Amazon data center in Oregon went online in 2011. It has since poisoned “the deepest reaches of the local aquifer,” & is causing cancer/rare diseases. “He noticed a rise in bizarre medical conditions among the county’s 45,000 residents, linked to toxins in the local water.”

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Nordstream Rack
Nordstream Rack@IrateMaxwell·
If the Democrats had excommunicated people from their party for hanging out with Epstein the way they're doing over Hasan, then maybe they wouldn't have lost to Trump twice now
Josh Kraushaar@JoshKraushaar

SCOOP @J_Insider via @GSDeutch: “Elissa Slotkin, Haley Stevens criticize El-Sayed over rallies with Hasan Piker” “Stevens said that by associating with Piker, El-Sayed is ‘choosing to campaign with someone who has a history of antisemitic rhetoric’” jewishinsider.com/2026/03/slotki…

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aya 🍉
aya 🍉@bayareadirtbag·
anyway the only reason fernando valenzuela accepted a lowball contract offer from the dodgers in 1982, a season after he won both rookie of the year and the cy young, is because the team threatened to deport him if he didn't.
June@kitankanon

@bobertWignard the dodgers stand with the working class

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Patrick Heizer
Patrick Heizer@PatrickHeizer·
The US ethanol standard is arguably the worst current policy on the books. Now, because of a misguided war, we are expanding it. We waste ~35M acres on a crop that extracts and destroys our soil, pollutes our rivers and air, worsens our food supply, all while subsidizing oligarchies like John Deere, Monsanto, Syngenta, Cargill, and the oil industry, and it doesn't even lower carbon emissions. Imagine if instead we used those acres for widespread regenerative agriculture, animals actually living on the land, under and around perennial crops that produce actual nutrition, cleaning our waterways while promoting biodiversity, while simultaneously increasing wild and protected lands and public recreation areas. A society built around life, not corn.
Dan Rejto 🇺🇸🌎🍴@danrejto

EPA is expected to raise its mandate for crop-based biofuels tomorrow. But just because they're “natural” or "plant-based" doesn't make them better: these fuels are often more expensive and carbon-intensive than fossil fuels.

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Adam Crafton
Adam Crafton@AdamCrafton_·
This also all goes back to FIFA’s hosting agreements with cities; which many believe extracts far more than it gives and is leading cities to be scrambling to prevent losses. Fans are paying for it. nytimes.com/athletic/71501…
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sam
sam@redshmox·
It’s funny how much Bernie’s political legacy is shaped by the trauma of the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn
Dan Moore@DmoWriter

Holy shit. @BernieSanders and @RepCasar just introduced The Home Team Act, a bill that would “Require team owners who want to relocate to first offer local owners the chance to buy it." This would have saved the A’s. Full stop. It would help prevent owners from "uprooting teams that people have rooted for for generations. No more extorting taxpayers for billions." (Casar.) It would prevent owners from "blackmailing one community against another for multi-billion-dollar subsidies." (Sanders.) It goes without saying this is needed. “Nearly every major city in the nation [has been] asked to mortgage its future to the sports industry," @fieldofschemes has written. If I may. The relationship between sports fans and the sports business has been broken ever since the Supreme Court gave MLB an antitrust exemption in 1922. Multiple Supreme Court justices have criticized the ruling as “unrealistic, inconsistent, and illogical.” The ruling stemmed from a whimsical interpretation of professional sports as a fundamentally communal, rather than capitalistic, enterprise. In practice the exemption merely grants team owners license to run their teams in the most ruthlessly capitalistic ways possible. “The major leagues” Kevin Baker has written, “remain to this day the most complete and enduring cartel in American history.” But it hasn't ever been addressed. In America, owners get to have it both ways. They're permitted to run their businesses like robber barons. The sports industry is insulated from both government regulation and free-market competition. Fans and cities possess no power or protection. This bill would give them some. Hell ya. It's also not that ridiculous at all. A version of this law already exists in Ohio. Lawmakers passed it after Art Modell moved the Browns, to protect fans in the state from ever having to go through that kind of thing again. Stronger versions of this sort of thing exist in Europe. In 2025, England passed the Football Governance Act, a regulatory framework designed, in the language of the law, “to protect and promote the sustainability of English football.” The law mandates team owners and league executives regularly consult with fan representatives on all matters relevant to fan interests. And it empowers an Independent Football Regulator (IFR) to evaluate the potential impact of all proposed changes by an owner to his or her club on fans and community members and to strike down those changes found not to be in fans’ interests. These include changes to a club’s name, crest, and, most fundamentally, its home. Versions of this sort of thing have been batted about by US lawmakers before. Most have not been given much attention. I hope this time it's different. It's too late to save the A’s. But I hope it passes so that no other fans have to suffer the indignities fans suffered here. So that sports work better for future fans like my sons.

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Philippe Lemoine
Philippe Lemoine@phl43·
The complete lack of self-awareness of Americans will never cease to amaze me. The US just launched a war of aggression against Iran, which it started by murdering its entire leadership in the middle of negotiations. A few weeks earlier, it had attacked yet another country and abducted its leader in the middle of the night. At the same time, it's strangling Cuba, a country that poses no threat whatsoever to the US, by imposing a strict embargo on it, while openly threatening to use force against it unless the government does as Trump says. But despite all of that, they still think they're in a position to castigate "rogue states", lmao.
Matthew Kroenig@MatthewKroenig

Since the 1990s, US presidents have largely succeeded in hunting down and eliminating rogue states. Donald Trump has the opportunity to finish them off. My latest in The Wall Street Journal. wsj.com/opinion/twilig…

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noëlle ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ@tinytorchic·
@pale_atlantis been holding off on actually entering because i'm indecisive 😭😭 i think i'd go with ranger suarez who is still a phillie in my heart
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bay ✨@pale_atlantis·
to celebrate baseball (finally) coming back this week, i’m giving away one custom baseball jersey sweatshirt!!! any team, any jersey, any player 🫶 to enter: must be following me like & rt comment what player you want!! ends at 11:59pm march 31st, open internationally!!
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