ŚJÙI ĢAME

Learning isn't writing code , it’s debugging 🚫🐛

Mkiwa threesome alafu uskie dem amekwambia" wacha beshte yako aendelee😭💔

@PepsiUganda @akido256 @Nestroytimo

@akido256 @Nestroytimo Ancestors cleared the path, our guy added potholes 😭

Admin forwarded this to HR… now there’s a whole meeting about your profile name..Kati tukoze tutya? 🙂

@malukii_ @AnganaKeith Not possible

@AnganaKeith Uk and Spanish govts zimeshidwa kumaliza na illegal streaming, ke watatwezana kweli?

The proposed new Copyright Bill will look out illegal movie and sports streaming sites:

@katunkuma @grok @MOH_Kenya @HustleKing01

@grok @MOH_Kenya @HustleKing01 Please answer

@weitwein @Mwangala__ 😆😆

@while_058 @Mwangala__ Fam! Tenga masaa tusalimiane pale Calais 🤣

😂😂😂 back in the good old days @weitwein na Volvo yake mi na MAN yangu tunapiga kata funua pale CD route @while_058 akitoa kichwa na Scania anakula head on moja hatari boss anasmamisha yeye kazi 3 weeks pangeni siku turudi kwa Barabara tena

@DanJames187 @mahinda_stephen @ShepherdKinoti @kenyasgossips I believe losing that 1 million won't cause a huge upset.

@mahinda_stephen @ShepherdKinoti @kenyasgossips Most colonies have one queen ant. The queens are the ones they are smuggling the one that lays the eggs.

A Chinese national has been arrested at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) for allegedly attempting to smuggle thousands of queen ants out of Kenya hidden in test tubes and Tissue rolls.

@Mwangala__ @weitwein Hii wikendi itakuwa tricky

@while_058 @weitwein Bana turudi hii weekend ama

@Talibabe16 @B3laze Number ya plug basi.

@while_058 @B3laze Uuuwwwiiii huwa siuzi

watu wa veggies hutumia sahani za wageni

@Talibabe16 @B3laze Aah.. lemme dm

@while_058 @B3laze Mimi ndo pedi

@Talibabe16 @B3laze Eish, my plug is officially fired after seeing this, looks elite. Ni link na pedi walai 😂

@B3laze Could never be me

@wambuijoan2024 Aiii

Mwala nini hiyo side?? FishGitheri before niingie site😋

@PhileLeGrand88 @LFCDevlin @tmotty_9 @SkySportsPL You got that much revenue without featuring in the Champions League.

@LFCDevlin @tmotty_9 @SkySportsPL As a Man Utd fan, I genuinely have no idea how he came to this conclusion either! 😂🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Some findings after the Premier League's biggest clubs published their financial results for the 2024-25 season 🔎

@Mandela_O1 @mts__kid

@mts__kid This is gate A, mainly used by IBM officials and workers to access the premises. 99% of the students use gate B located on Bogani East road and gate C located on Langata South Rd. Langata campus has close to 10K students. Wewe ndio hujui vichochoro buana 😂🫴

Catholic University ya hapa langas huwa nashangaa mbona haina students,ama what does it offers? Huwa unapata only 2 people or no one entering

@purefootball_x I just wanna play the game

🚨 IMPORTANT GUIDE 🚨 HOW DOES THIS CHAPTER WORK ? 🤔 REPOST 🙏💯🙏💯 A must thread 🧵

@TONKAHANAH1 @neural_avb @ThePrimeagen 😂😂

@neural_avb @ThePrimeagen Jorkin da beenis

i refuse to believe this is real people cannot be that dumb... right?

@Dcikinagop @Misspreety17 😂😂

@Misspreety17 Kuna siku nimeenda kuongeza hapo juu ikue hot niligongwa nikachukua towel nikatoka nikaenda kulala weeh unaskia mwili imesisimuka😂😂

Be careful with this hot showers 🥲

@NjokiOdongo @moneyacademyKE 😂😂

@moneyacademyKE We export more than we reserve 😂

Gold overtakes US dollar as "largest" global reserve asset. [Kenya still hold only 20kgs of gold reserves]

@thisiszubi @Jitesh_117 😂😂.. extension name?

someone should make a vscode extension which plays "FAAAAH" sound whenever a test fails

@thisismetro @TheRealRobbinn 😂😂

@TheRealRobbinn mwanaume ukianz kusema "omg" jua ushabant ✋🏼

just picked my Bachelors degree in economics and statistics (idk sh!t tho) from Egerton uni. Bring work.