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@Sfa7jm I’m not, I’ll meet two people there and sell it at face value

@wuzzbert Why would you do that unless you’re going to sell them for a profit which is illegal 🤨

@deankeno25 Post^

@wuzzbert Ahh a troll account kindly remove yourself from my timeline 👍

Derren Brown #showman is the most amazing show I’ve ever been to see live, watching it again on Channel 4 now and it’s just as good!

@deankeno25 Why am I that, I don’t even know what it means. I just don’t pay often

@MitchellWebb85 Gurkhas foreskin, Google it, that’s you!

My head is hurting #DerrenBrown you are one very insanely talented man I’ve always been a fan an I always will be! #Showman

@ihnewman He doesn’t, magic doesn’t exist

How how does he know #Showman

@david_kilgannon Gay

@Craig_Thurlow @CurveLeicester @DerrenBrown Easy trick that based on a classic, I used to do Magic in Blackpool on stage. It’s a simple card switch built around a complex narrative

@read_creative It amazes me how thick as pig shit people are, I’m missing the trick ironically

@mikeyhindey I imagined you paid good money to see it, it’s like laughing at a shit comedian, you yearn for value

@mattbryant Don’t talk shite

We saw Derren Brown #Showman in Dartford and it was phenomenal. My wife was on stage and still can’t make sense of it. The best bit, though, was half the audience decamped to the pub afterwards and talked it all through as total strangers. The man is a force for good.

@DreyfusJames @JohnCleese I love Fawlty Towers it was a classic I will never put down I just think sometimes things should be left special. I hope it’s a success but I always fear revisitation of the classics

@JohnCleese 🤣 personally, I can’t wait!

I must apologise I had no idea that the idea of writing a new sitcom with my daughter would cause so much anger and distress I truly meant no harm. Naively I thought it might be fun But I feel terrible about having released this tide of negative emotion Please forgive me

@suppeepswhatsup @paddyhurst @PA You are a dirty turd of a human being

@paddyhurst @PA 1 mile and weeks of police searches found nothing!! Tell you what .. if she was dumped there, we are going to have a murder mystery of epic proportions.

#NicolaBulley this is believed to be area of the River Wyre where a body was recovered by police earlier today, about a mile downstream from where Nicola Bulley was last seen in St Michael’s on Wyre on January 27. More @PA

@flickhan Don’t talk out of your stupid arse

@wuzzbert Has it been confirmed it's Nicola...no

@Northlad98 What an utter penis you are

@flickhan A body in the river a mile away! Are you for real?

@wuzzbert Nothing has been confirmed yet

@ScottJordan86 @pw_gooner How can I possibly take your opinion seriously when you don’t know the difference between your and you’re you docile turd.

@DaveyJayZ @AnnaYoussefITV What a bellend you are

Nicola Bulley’s partner Paul has arrived at the scene where Police and the specialist diving team are searching for her. #NicolaBulley

@juleshomes3 @AnnaYoussefITV What a tosser you are

@canveyboy1972 @AnnaYoussefITV You are a disgrace

@AnnaYoussefITV and look who’s there with him…dressed exactly as his missing partner 🙄