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@buddhaboy74 @Ms_KEI70 @MDB9699 @RepNancyMace Oh for sure. I wish she had someone in her life to help her.

@Anne___Jan @Ms_KEI70 @MDB9699 @RepNancyMace This woman needs help

The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters.

@thereal__jaime I hope you're right.

I know I’ve said it a thousand times, but I honestly don’t believe he’ll make it through April. 🔖

@ThatEricAlper I am

You may be old but are you this old?

@AGPamBondi I hope you rot in hell for covering up for pedophiles.

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@Quadcarl @TheReelRandom Hysterical

JFC

@yourunicorn42 So funny you said that. I was convinced it was Friday until anout an hour ago.

Suck my tits if I'm wrong, but today is Friday...🤷‍♀️

@ThatEricAlper Idena Menzel

What musician could you (and would you want to) listen to for 24 hours straight?

@thedailybeast This story gets funnier and funnier.

A fetish cam girl who says she was paid $5,000 over the past two years to dominate Kristi Noem’s husband while he wore big false boobs has told the Daily Beast: “There is no way in hell that she did not know.” trib.al/m4rTIem

@Acyn @MeidasTouch So why are prices going up?

Trump: We have sooo much gas under my leadership

@Fla_Pol @NMetayerBowen @JesseScheckner Terrible

.@NMetayerBowen, #CoralSprings Vice Mayor, killed in shooting; husband in custody Reporting by @JesseScheckner #FlaPol flapol.com/4sTKPtG

@BrittanyinTexas @AZ_Brittney That's fuckin creepy

When Karolyn Leavitt was 10 years old, her husband was 42. Let that sink in.

@GuntherEagleman I do

Does anyone care... anyone?

@Fah_Lo_Me @Acyn Absolutely

@Acyn I’d take all the Chinese birthright babies in the world to give back trump’s birthright father.

Kayleigh: There are more than 500 firms in China that facilitate people coming from the Chinese communist party to give birth here in the United States. Obama enabled this through loopholes dating back to 2009 and what that could mean is 1 million new voters by 2030. Imagine that. Communist party voters.

@thedailybeast Oh god no. Do we really need to hear all that?

Kristi Noem’s husband has said he intends to share his side of the story after photos leaked of his secret cross-dressing life. thedailybeast.com/kristi-noems-k…

@Ms_KEI70 @MDB9699 @RepNancyMace Kitty feels shooting Cricket was justified

@MDB9699 @Anne___Jan @RepNancyMace She's an animal abuser.

@Mayoisspicyy @NashIsHere4It Omg that would be insanely funny.

If Trump croaks on April Fools, I don't think I'll ever stop laughing.

@thereal__jaime First off, I think she was well aware of what was going on. And second, that's why she didn't hide the affair with Corey whsteverhislastnameis.

Call me wrong, but I got a feeling Noem paid to have her husband’s secrets outed for a divorce and media, diversion from her banging Cory. Just sayin.

@ScottJenningsKY Because it's gross and unnecessary. And takes away from the beauty of the white house.

I simply cannot understand why people are so angry about a ballroom that future Presidents will enjoy and is 100% privately funded. President Trump could save a kitten from a tree and it would still be a scandal.

@mynamehear @billyd3_ YES!!

I don't care that Kristi Noem's husband dresses up as a woman. I do care that Kristi Noem dresses up as a Nazi.

@Ryewilson96 @MHerronLaw @CNN Well, we shall see. Personally I think he should get jail time.

@Anne___Jan @MHerronLaw @CNN If he didn’t have a valid RX AT THE TIME and they found him with the pills, that’s trafficking. You can’t carry C-2 prescriptions in your pockets like a drug dealer. *****Breaking: Tiger Woods announced he is stepping away from golf to seek treatment and focus on his health.

Tiger Woods enters a not guilty plea and demands a jury trial following a rollover crash in Florida last week. cnn.it/415W3yW