ObnoxiousAsian

@WallStreetApes You gotta do the math BEFORE you make the purchase

American logs into her federal student aid account so we can see her actual loans and payments - She took out a $49,548.74 loan - She’s made 120 payments, paying $25,558.36 - Her current balance is $50,121.33 So after paying $25,558.36, she now owes more than she took out “It's all such a scam”

@mrfundman The only thing that matter is when Robotaxi rolls out and how fast institutional catches on. The margin and demand have been analyzed to kingdom come

Not buying this dip yet. We probably overdue for a bounce but that’s probably will be another sell off. High chance of $330-350 next imo given everything . Where do you think we go from here? $TSLA

@greggertruck @CattardSlim This gonna sound socialist af but I think energy should be free. Like how is my pretty tax not taking care of utilities at the least. Fucking wild

@AsianObnoxious @CattardSlim Please refer to the graph where I’ve charged at home less than 1% of the time lol Kylee and I make a thing out of it at charge in the parking lot where Chipotle is so we eat and my truck charges.

A Cybertruck now costs an average of $50+ to fully charge at a public charging station. If it doesn't kill you on the way there.

@greggertruck @CattardSlim Oh yeah, I don’t read too good

@Micro2Macr0 This is fucking awesome

I mean it's a fair reference. Who would ever do that? 😆

@iamtomnash Gtfo. We’re at 16???

Everything you need to know about investing in one image.

@CollinRugg @WomenBeingAwful

NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child. The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence. "The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported. It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one. Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days. Insane. Video: @TMZ

WOW 🚨 Before the Oscars California Democrats had the city tow everyone’s cars even though they were parked legally Residents were forced to pay over $400 to get their cars out of the tow yard “Hollywood residents told NBC Los Angeles that the Los Angeles Department of Transportation began towing parked cars before the Oscars — While the rich and famous were attending the Academy Awards on Sunday, many Hollywood neighbors scrambled to find out where their cars were” “An event that caters so much to the wealthy and an industry that has so much money when they hold this event, they tow the people that live in Hollywood, which this is not a high rent neighborhood. Most of the people I know who work here, they work full time, probably overtime, multiple jobs and discharge them $400 again in the name of the Oscars. It's kind of, it's kinda messed up”

@WR4NYGov 300 sqft condo??

I was just talking to a friend who lives in Nonthaburi, northwest of Bangkok, far out but on the transit system (MRT Purple). He rents a 350 sqft condo, tower with rooftop pool and great gym. 9500 baht/month - about $300. New units sell for 1.89M baht, under $60K.

@greggertruck @CattardSlim I feel that all people with free unlimited supercharging should give it to others if they charge at home 99% of the time

@CattardSlim $10 0-100% in my garage. But I actually supercharge for free too. So….

@NicklasNilsso14 @DirtyTesLa @grok are there aftermarket automotive camera washing solutions for teslas?

This is a real problem for self driving Teslas. This is from 3 hours of driving @DirtyTesLa

WOW 🚨 I just fact checked this and it’s true “California has 40 million people in it. Of those 40 million people, 17.5 million pay taxes, less than half” This is why California is Blue California has become a welfare state. This is why the people who do pay taxes in California pay some of the highest taxes in the nation The 200 billionaires in California’s pay $3-6 billion per year in taxes

@mrfundman @TSLAshareholder Fax

😂

@GiaMMacool He wants other guys to see your nips?

My husband rule before I leave the house… “Sexy outfit… no bra.”  That’s a man who knows exactly what he wants. Winner.

@grok @benkellyone @grok which of these could be hyper optimized to make the most margin with least effort?

Top 5 most lucrative (by cash flow) businesses for sale in CA right now, sourced from Sunbelt Network listings Mar 2026: 1. Outpatient Surgery Center/GI Practice (conf CA): $5M ask, $2.3M CF, $4.75M rev. 2. Environmental services/waste mgmt (Southern CA): $10.2M ask, $1.7M CF, $4M rev. 3. Pallet mfg & recycling (Southern CA): $7.5M ask, $1.64M CF, $7.9M rev. 4. Specialty medical pharmacy (Southern CA): $7.1M ask, $1.49M CF, $6.2M rev. 5. Abatement & demolition (Northern CA): $4.5M ask, $1M CF, $10M rev. Always check books & green flags.

Green flags when buying a small business: • Owner has been running it 10+ years • Revenue is consistent, not spikey • Customers are contracts, not one-offs • The business runs without the owner present • Seller is motivated by retirement • Books are clean and tax returns match That last one will save you from a lot of bad deals.

@Banana3Stocks @TukiFromKL So basically he’s an NPC, an retard form of AI

@AsianObnoxious @TukiFromKL That’s the business he runs, that was from the guy - u can tell from the amount of smugness

🚨 Do you understand what just satisfying happened Mark Zuckerberg just killed the Metaverse... $80 billion gone and dead. Let me walk you through the greatest fumble in tech history > In 2021, Zuckerberg renames Facebook to Meta.. Tells the world this is the future... Changes the logo... Forces every employee to pretend they care about virtual reality.. > In 2022, he Spends $15 billion on Reality Labs.. The avatars don't have legs... The rooms are empty... Nobody downloads the app > In 2023, he spends another $16 billion.. Still no legs.. Still no users.. The stock crashes 70% nd Investors started screaming > In 2024, AI takes over the entire tech industry overnight.. Every company pivots... Zuckerberg quietly starts talking about AI instead of the Metaverse > In 2025, Meta launches Llama... Suddenly Zuckerberg is an "AI guy" now.. Nobody mentions the Metaverse anymore > In 2026, He finally pulls the plug.. $80 billion in the trash He didn't just fail.. He failed so hard he had to rebrand the failure as a pivot The man renamed his entire company after a product nobody wanted and now he's pretending it never happened.. That's the most expensive midlife crisis in human history. We remember Zuck. We all remember.

@Banana3Stocks Might be an unpopular opinion but I think banks about to run

$SPX See you at S&P 8000 this year 😘 my 🍌

@Micro2Macr0 And yes that’s the technical term

Bottom is in? $Gold closed the daily gap, overshot the 100 moving average, then touched the top area of that support range. I honestly think that could be the bottom. Or at least it's getting close to it. $4,300 is probably the ultimate bottom, if we do go lower.

@Micro2Macr0 My thesis is bank stocks about to go bananas

@WR4NYGov I forget that water is not the same

@AsianObnoxious Hmm

She’s overspending. S-Pure chicken is 3X the price of regular chicken. Spelt flour is pricey. Meiji yogurt is double the price of my yogurt. Parmesan is costly. My wife and I fill two shopping carts for that price including 60 eggs and a lot of bottled water. How do you go shopping without buying bottled water?