Bob Shortimer

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@BornInvestor I did yeah.

Always loved premium bonds.

@SnapfishUK genuine customer failed checkout because what you're using is garbage, locked out now. Call Adyen, get it sorted.

@everydaystocksx Yeah. I also think the UK doesn't want anymore Murdoch influence.

@BobShortimer Would have been a bad look for the UK had this acquisition taken place in my opinion, considering the volume of acquisitions happening recently

REA walks away from Rightmove deal after making four shit offers.

@seeking_fi Got any good recipe books or sites you could push me towards?

@BobShortimer Mine is a Life Saver

I can't use a slow cooker. Everything I cook is naff. Let's hope I fix it with this one 😅

Rightmove. Tell Murdoch to double it or fuck off.

Guaranteed to make your tea taste better. (Don't ask)

If anyone needed numbers to be convinced that payments is not a commodity, here they are. We ran a comprehensive analysis on our top 100 global customers and detailed the impact of the @Adyen platform on enterprise businesses. Here are some of the highlights ⬇️

Also made myself a mug with my favourite saying on the podcast.

Sold $DHI for +20% buying more Ashtead Tech. $AT.l

@LB7___ I didn't, I bought some more Ashtead Tech though.

@BobShortimer did you buy any $ALB in the end? doing well pre-market

@thewealthster There's a good tool in the privacy setting where you can mute words too - so even if your trusted set slip up you won't know 😅

I’ve managed to cleanse my feed by muting any account I don’t follow and I don’t like. Highly recommended.

@DRGinvests The thesis on this for everyone seems to be: 'Monster did well'

To all $CELH bulls with the thesis of a "only a 31 P/E multiple" cheap for a business that's rapidly growing revenue. 1. What happens when growth slows down? I don't know when but it will. Fact. I'll tell you what will happen. The market will re-rate the business and the multiple will dramatically drop. Lets say they double revenues to 3B in 5 years. A CAGR of 17% at which point they are now averaging low DD growth going forward. A 20 multiple would be fair. Putting a 20% net margin equals $600 net income. 600 x 20 = 12B Market cap. This is roughly a 10% CAGR from here. Not exactly the buying opportunity of the generation. $CELH $PEP $MNST

@InvestDuck @DividendExp 2.68%

@DividendExp @BobShortimer Nooooo. What % return do you think you're at so far for the year?

£200 win for me in the Premium Bonds for September; I'll accept that. When maxed out that works out to be nearly identical to how much you'd get with Chase's (now lower) 4.85% savings account, except thankfully Premium Bonds are fully tax free. 👍 How did yours do? #premiumbonds

Premium bonds suck.

Whoa, that's a Right Move

Made a couple of Old Jamaica Ginger Cakes this morning. Might top with a ginger icing?