InvestDuck

Quick reminder to spend some of the money you make living your life. Do things you enjoy, and go places you want to see. You can always make more money, but you can never make more time. ❤️

Whatever further discredits the system works for me. It all needs to be torn down.

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You pay £3,000 a year in council tax and they can't collect your bins or keep the street lights on Because 78% of it goes on social care That means six figure taxi contracts and interpreters for people who shouldn't need one We're being mugged

@PolitlcsUK Is that not what insurance is for? Doesn't really make sense. Although none of the government money wasting makes sense.

🚨 NEW: The Government will fund 4 replacement ambulances after those belonging to a Jewish community service were set on fire in Golders Green this morning

"Approximately 280" Finnish taxpayers are required to cover the lifetime fiscal cost of one Somali. 280.

🚨72% OF SOMALIS IN BRITAIN ARE IN SOCIAL HOUSING Why are we doing this? Why am I paying taxes just so foreigners can live here for free? The stats are in. Deport them all.

@hookedonmarkets Ya definitely. It can't be green all the time and it had been very green recently. It's worked out quite well with the new ISA allowance, that's making me feel a tiny bit better about it! 😂

@InvestDuck The ISA angle is the right way to look at it. Red days and fresh allowances are a match made in heaven 😂 Fingers crossed

Bad start to the day for the portfolio. At least there's no notifications for 5%+ drops, yet! 😬 Also, positive spin; this is going to be good for sticking the new ISA allowance in.

@UK_Compounder Ha I thought I'd got away with this but had a couple come through. 😂/😭

Morning everyone!.. ⬇️

The lifetime cost of one Somali immigrant in Finland amounts to €951,000. The annual net contribution to the budget of one working-age Finn is €3,400. This means it takes 280 Finnish taxpayers working an entire year to cover the full net cost of one Somali immigrant. Currently, around 27,000 Somalis live in Finland. This means that 7.5 million Finns must work an entire year to cover the net cost of the Somali community. Source: 2019 study by Suomen Perusta (data from 2011–2015).

A serious government in Britain would be coming out with plans to rapidly expand energy, chemicals, food, and fertilizer production right now. Coal, natural gas, and nuclear projects would be getting rubber stamped. North Sea projects would be hiring engineers and workers from shut down fields in the Persian Gulf. Drill, baby drill would be the only game in town. Abattoirs would be getting opened up and down the country. Taxes on farmers would be slashed. Supermarkets would be told to prioritise British production or else. Bureaucracy and red tape would be getting cut. Welfare would be getting obliterated to avert a debt crisis.

@EdFrosty500 Yeh brutal. Unfortunately I don't think the worst is over but on the plus side only a couple of weeks until new ISA allowance. 😬

Good morning all! What a terrible week that was 📉📉

Let's just check how the portfolio is doing. Oh...

Yeah, so basically it turns out Meta has been heavily lobbying online age verification laws. They've lobbied over $2,000,000,000 to politicians in form of grants and donations. x.com/bee_fumo/statu…

So basically, we pay the government taxes to fix our problems, and they pay migrants with our taxes to come and cause more problems

Stop paying foreigners benefits, and so much resolves itself overnight.

🚨KEIR STARMER ANNOUNCES NEW £40K BRIBE TO GET FAILED ASYLUM SEEKERS TO LEAVE COUNTRY THEY'VE FAILED DEPORT THEM BY FORCE This is a signal to the world to come here and get paid out instantly WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU F**KING IMBECILES😡

@jzrdan £325 here, doesn't quite make up for the ZERO (😭) last month!

A £300 win from the Premium Bonds this morning, an okay way to start the day! 🙂

@WallStreetMav A whole team of high up people at McDonald's failed to say no to this.

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski reluctantly trying the new “Big Arch” burger. "This is something we have tested in Portugal, Germany, Canada" (he wants you to think it is safe for humans) "I love this product" (he is scared) Then he barely nibbles on it.

@JamesP728 Got a feeling your Shell might be going up a bit more. 🛢️💚

@InvestDuck Oh wow! Very nice 😁 Yeah god knows 🤦🏻‍♂️

Here’s my monthly ISA portfolio update for February 2026 I was up 1.4% 🟢 Happy with a green month 🥳 Once again all the ups and downs, no hiding 🙈 (No my $SHEL Shell % isn’t that high! It’s an error on @Trading212’s side)