@serenitycarr.bsky.social

KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? TO. To who? TO WHOM*

I’m going full cat lady today

today I made a stuffed (plush) potato, as requested by the 5 year old.

@MerriamWebster i know my next halloween costume ...

I hate editor Halloween, what do you mean you're going as an italicized period??

trick or treat | noun | a Halloween practice in which children wearing costumes go from door to door in a neighborhood saying "trick or treat" when a door is opened to ask for treats with the implied threat of playing tricks on those who refuse

Young’s Jeep enter[ed] at 12:11 p.m., with Hopper’s SUV following just a few seconds behind hers... When Young got out of the Jeep, Hopper “fired at least one more shot into the victim as she lay on the ground,” ... Young had recently broken up with Hopper....

"...he had repeatedly struck his wife with a hammer in their living room....Then, he allegedly told authorities he'd placed her dead body in their Toyota Highlander, hid the vehicle behind a barn and waited for the couple’s two children to leave for school..."

in case anyone is still wondering why women/girls don't "just say no/leave" this type of news is a daily thing.

@RatherEarnest hi Toby!

@BookishLex Toby says hi to the kitty cat

happy caturday to all who celebrate

@ferio_252 🤣 he had regrets

@BookishLex Also, four quarters for an hour guy. youtu.be/yt4rjnAW2QM?si…

this has been the worst fucking day. pls send memes and corny jokes

@ferio_252 perfect 😂

@BookishLex twitter.com/ThePuntiff/sta…

@lizardrebel I’ll take it! thank you

@BookishLex Or a pic of Mimi the Liquor Store Dog

whined = 😩 wind = ⌚️ wined = 🍷

Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week!

New words just dropped.

@RatherEarnest honestly, Gödel’s theorem goes over my head too 😂

@BookishLex I try really hard to relate to you, but you've gone over my head on this one.

as a lexicographer, I think a lot about Gödel's incompleteness theorem

@galenker I say girdle. also, I’m learning French and as an English speaker it’s so easy 😂 (except for the pronunciation—my teen laughs at me when I actually speak it 😅) no desire to learn German *because* I know too much about English

@BookishLex As a person who took German in high school in the naïve belief that, since English is a Germanic language it would be easy for an English speaker to learn, I think a lot about highly rhotic speakers pronouncing "Gödel" as "girdle."