𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭

Hey. Do you have a podcast, or thinking of starting one? I know a guy who can help you. Steven Ray Morris of My Favorite Murder fame. He helped make them who they are (millions of followers and sold-out shows), and he can help you as well. tinyurl.com/xcb4j6kd

Guess who's never won a Nobel Peace Prize

@AGPamBondi @PamBondi @ICEgov Nixon didn't go to prison; his Attorney General did.

Under President Trump’s leadership, there is ZERO TOLERANCE for political violence and domestic terrorism. I am deploying federal agents to @ICEgov facilities around the country. If you so much as touch one of our federal officers, you will go to prison.

Pray that DHS doesn't come for you

@jamestalarico Please come to Bluesky as well. Please and thank you.

@brittyknows "burden of proof"

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@TheBelleDame1 👋👋👋🎸🎸🎶🎶

@brittyknows Funnel it down our way

Let’s not merge, please.

@EliMcCann @dawnerichards Sandra Boynton Glad I could help

My husband is really stressed about which book we are supposed to read to our baby, who is nine weeks old and can't quite lift his head up.

Toni Price has died. An Austin legend that the new Austin wouldn't know anything about. youtu.be/HshnFBsGz-8?si…

@brittyknows @chicagobars I had sbcglobal for a whole. Barry still uses his Hotmail account

@RatherEarnest @chicagobars No, wait, my first-ever email was a Hotmail account, I used that at libraries and whatnot before I owned a computer. Thanksverymuch for sending me down THAT memory hole 😜

Some hiring news, North Side & Evanston: Celtic Knot is gearing up to open (at 2022 Central Street in Evanston) cc: @chicagobars

@brittyknows @chicagobars You must hang on to your email addresses. Didn't they cease to exist years ago?

@RatherEarnest @chicagobars I’ve got one!

@shaindelr Who wouldn't want that beautiful thing

It's very sad when a microchipped kitty comes into the shelter and the owners don't want them back 💔 This is Binx, and we're going to find him the best fur-ever home! #Caturday #cats

@DzintraSullivan I wouldn't be in the same space as that man again

You can't make this shit up. What would you do?

@getmemurray @TheRealNumber6 I keep trying

@NotTodayEric Pour some sugar on me 🎵🎶🎸🎸🎸

This grocery store is playing all the hits. Oh no.

@DzintraSullivan Having kids would be like rolling dice

Imagine if your dad was a minotaur and your mom was a mermaid and you got the human half of each of them and were just a random dude.

@andersjazz The Unbearable Lightness of Tweeting

The unbearable weight of asinine tweets.