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@HunterBiden Riveting stuff.

My tattoo— Let me explain, because I have now been asked this 1000s of times. My Mom was from Skaneateles Lake. My grandparents owned and ran the Hunter Diner in Auburn, NY. Beau and I spent our summers with my grandparents on Owasco Lake. It’s my favorite place in the world. It is home to me. I tattooed the map on my back. Sorry QAnon / 4chan / Insane Twitter.

@JebraFaushay But why is she doing that on the Wheel of Fortune set?

I mean come on. x.com/jebrafaushay/s…

I’ve thought about it all day and my decision is Shania Twain for the win.

@mark_slapinski I can. Sometimes people do things because they want to and because it's fun. It happens a lot in the US.

I'm not American Can someone from that country explain why the president is hosting a UFC match at the White House?

@TaraBull Ever seen Mars attacks?

What do you call this look?

@JamieBonkiewicz Damn! People having fun? What the hell is wrong with this country?

This is seriously the cringiest collapse of a nation in real time.

@PeterSc63636134 Oh. There was water? Huh.

The water they say.

@JebraFaushay You're uncanny. (You're not canny?) Just early this afternoon I began identifying as Ben Stiller with a mullet.

Only one of these is really Ben Stiller’s hair. But the face is all his. Can you figure out which?

@TrumpsHurricane I think if she's taking on this task she might wanna bring others from her home planet to assist.

Democrat Rep Rosa Delaura says “I’m coming for Trump and his supporters” What’s your response to her ??

@KTAR923 @OutspokenKTAR Shouldn't she be busy prepping for her defense (s)?

"This shows what we can get done when we're willing to compromise and focus on what's right for Arizona." Gov. Katie Hobbs joined @OutspokenKTAR on Friday to discuss the recently announced $18.29 billion state budget for the next fiscal year. Watch/listen to the full conversation: youtube.com/watch?v=CZ67B_…

@JebraFaushay Mr. Bus Driver, we need to go back. I forgot the bomb.

Children in London are (reportedly, allegedly), learning the classic kids song, The Wheels on the Bus with a twist: This bus says, “Allahu Akbar!”

@EdMarkey Why do people in Congress pretend they're ignorant?

A 5% tax on Elon’s net worth would fund every community health center in America for the next 26 years. I’ll say it again. Tax the rich.

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

@PeterSc63636134 @KhanSaba1278 We get to see driveways from all around the world! How lucky we are!

@Cowboy_Today @KhanSaba1278 Last week this post came from Africa, if I remember right? - Douchebags.

I could really use some honest opinions on this driveway. We just paid $4,700 to have it done, and the guy said he had 20 years of experience. I was expecting a clean, smooth finish, but this looks rougher than I thought it would. There are swirl marks, uneven-looking areas, and spots that just don’t seem right to me. I’m not a concrete expert, so I don’t want to overreact, but for that price, I expected it to look a lot more finished. Would you be concerned if this was your driveway, or is this something that can be cleaned up or fixed as it cures? Trying to figure out what I should say to the contractor before I let it go.

@Rep_Stansbury How many people does anyone know who have been there? Yet the millions of people flying in and out of Las Vegas have to put up with the name Harry Reid Airport. Take a seat.

They did it! 🎉 Late last night, they finally began removing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center!   Earlier this week I caught up with former Navajo Nation President Jonathan Nez and First Lady Phefelia Nez, a former Kennedy Center Board Trustee, to talk about the center’s importance and to celebrate the return of its rightful name!

@azcentral Why is he demanding that? He swore an oath to allegiance to American citizens.

Rep. Greg Stanton is demanding the release of a Tempe student and his mother from an ICE detention center in Texas with "prison-like" conditions. azcentral.com/story/news/pol…

@RepDexterOR What's the cap? How much money should should an individual be allowed to have?

When I say tax the rich I’m looking at you, Elon Musk. No one should have this much money. nytimes.com/2026/06/12/tec…

@GunnelsWarren Right. Our problems all stem from the government not having enough money.

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today. Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.