John Devlin “JD” ⚽️

@bigphil321 Had a few Casio’s back in the day when Refereeing 👍

I mentioned to Wendy that I really wanted an old retro Casio watch… We’re getting ready, going out, and she’s give me this, Argos, not expensive at all😃😃 I am absolutely made up, it’s going on tonight, it’ll be like the early 80’s all over again 🕺🕺🍻🍻😃😃💙💙

@AVillaFootball On my way pal 🚑

@DieselTuning There’s no winners , but there’s one loser …. And it’s me … do you know a good divorce lawyer or can you take me to A&E ? 🙏🖤🧡

My missus is going to watch the brand new heavies in town tomorrow with her mates … she’s clip clopping upstairs trying stuff on - she’s gona ask me soon what do I think of this outfit !! FFS pray for me 🙏

@thelocalreferee @TheRefStop Once did a Sunday morning game, cold but bright sunshine, kicked off to rain, then hail, thunder, sleet and snow, abandoned after 40 mins with a white out. My fault, why did I start the game was mentioned 🙄🙄

@TheRefStop Fair play to anyone reffing 100m under water

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@bigphil321 Sunblest bread, made over the road where I lived in Saltney Chester, the smell was far better than the taste lol

As a young supermarket manager in the early 80’s, early mornings were the big thing.. Fruit & veg deliveries, butchers in early, cleaners doing their thing, & the bread men. Sunblest, Mothers Pride, Warburtons & Matt, the local baker queued up to be checked off 😃👊💙 #memories

@ReactionBlocked @NashS79 @Scotto_Voce @AmericanExpress @AmazonUK Same the me, it didn’t click until I said he’s DEAD…….tumbleweed 😂

@DieselTuning @NashS79 @Scotto_Voce @AmericanExpress @AmazonUK Was doing this when my grandpa died so that my parents don't have to do everything and after like 5th attempt I ended up screaming "do you want me to dig him up?". Silence on the other end was long and awkward and it was the time they finally cut off his line.

Dear @AmericanExpress, when someone’s partner dies unexpectedly and they’ve told you repeatedly, cancelled partner’s card and sent the death certificate several times,best not to send them an invitation to apply for a supplementary card ‘cos ‘One is good, Two is Better’. 1/2

@Jan_Leeming His wife spilled his name to the press, all we knew at the time was he was a top BBC personality (it said so at the end of the programme) She has also filed for divorce

I don't think so. His wife distanced herself from and divorced him.

@NashS79 @Scotto_Voce @AmericanExpress @AmazonUK I had similar with Carphone warehouse, called to tell them dad passed away and to cancel phone package, oh we can’t just do that we need to speak to the owner of the landline….you can’t, he passed away…well we can’t do anything unless we speak to him…..you can’t, he’s DEAD 🙄

@Scotto_Voce @AmericanExpress @AmazonUK asked me to ask my mum her Amazon password when I was reporting her death to them. I told them I’d come back the next day after a seance 🙄

@ColeFusionHQ We had an apprentice called Bulb, he was only 5 Watt (A bit dim) 😂😂

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@AVillaFootball 😂😂

@DieselTuning Narh , more like pellets from an old gat gun … if they pick up speed with that wind they could take an eye out 😂

Took the dog for a walk , he had a few dead hard ollie poos … by the time I bent over to pick them up they’d blown down the road 🤦🏻‍♂️ so my apologies if a rock hard dog sh1t hits you in the head 🖤🧡

@AshvilleFC From this old Referee and Observer, what an outstanding human being John was, Mr Ashville, always had a kind word, RIP Sir, thank you for your service

It is with great sadness that I share the news that our Club President, John Dennet, passed away today at 1:15pm. John was a true legend of our club and a proud World War II veteran. His lifelong commitment, dedication, and passion for the club were second to none. From youth football right through to the senior team, John played an enormous role in shaping the club into what it is today. On behalf of everyone at the club, we would like to express our deepest gratitude for everything he gave over so many years. His presence, wisdom, and unwavering support will be sorely missed by all who knew him. Our thoughts and heartfelt condolences are with John’s family and friends at this difficult time. Rest in peace, John. Your legacy will live on in our club forever. Well holding a minutes applause this Saturday 28th March at 3pm, at our last game of the season to remember John. 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

@JohnWumz @ShitChester Same with Three, never get a signal in town 🙄

Update. It’s still shit. Especially down by the Eagle and City Road locale. @ShitChester

5G in town!

@DanNeidle But they get a Google 4.4 score 🙄🙄 it must be good? 🤣🤣

When we first wrote to MP Estate Planning we received meaningless PR-speak responses like this:

We reported last week on MP Estate Planning - an unregulated firm that makes £m misselling unsuitable trusts to the elderly. The promise is saving tax. The reality is: more tax. How did the firm and its boss, Mike Pugh, respond to our report? Quick thread.

@bigphil321 Roxy Music for me 👍

That is some rack of albums, on cassette too.. A real dilemma if you could only pick one, every one of them is quality🎶👊 I think I’d go Tears for Fears.. Or..

@bootlegger1974 Had that on constant draught in Fuertaventura, very nice 🍺👍

First cold one since saturday always tastes better after a grueller 👌the weekend is neigh on upon lads go well

@NoContextKeaneo @DAJONES77 🤣🤣

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mammies out there 💚

@IanDarke Even both teams in white shorts too 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Horrible colour clash in France-England rugby match. Hard to tell teams apart in long range TV shots.

@AVillaFootball Jonny 7 machine gun 🤣🤣

Spud gun

@AVillaFootball 😂😂😂

@DieselTuning John John John …. You 😂🧡🖤

Take my money then take some more … out my feet in them and then cut my legs off at the knee 🧡🖤