Electric Shortbus
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Electric Shortbus
@EV_Shortbus
I drive the electric short bus. Some people aren't bright, so I take them for a ride.
Se unió Aralık 2023
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@BlueFox__94 @tmo_melonmaster @oldtoons_ Because Disney uses being gay to make a character that has the depth of a puddle seem interesting to morons.
While the jock was a fully fleshed out character, and the joke was used to subvert stereotypical expectations of a jock and cheerleader dynamic.
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@EV_Shortbus @tmo_melonmaster @oldtoons_ That said, though, on paper, how was ParaNorman’s post-climax reveal different from Disney in the past decade or so overhyping a character with same-sex attractions that ends up barely factoring into the story?
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@tmo_melonmaster @oldtoons_ Yeah, and it's more of a joke rather than a defining feature, since she spends the whole moving holding on to him and he seems oblivious to it.
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@oldtoons_ ParaNorman is so fucking great, and the jock dude didn’t come out until the very end of the movie, which mean his character isn’t defined by his sexuality.
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@WolfprwX That dude's clearly fucked up in some way.
You don't swim out and grab someone that's drowning because they pull you down too, you swim out with a floatation device and give that to them.
Maybe the dude was just terrified and that's why he's acting like that, but he's got time.
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@Johnny_Rocket6 They need to remake the test like "If you press the red button, you get to keep living. If you press the blue button you get put in a communist shithole where you have no rights and everything is decided for you because you can't take personal accountability"
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You are not responsible for the people who hit the blue button
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@DocStrangelove2 Something like this looks like a great way to get buried alive in a mudslide or something.
But it looks like it's close enough to the top that there's probably not enough material for that.
Still, the digging is probably wasted energy.
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I could swear Outdoor Boys talked about why this is actually a really bad idea for a variety of reasons.
Mageba@Mageba_wav
everytime i watch one of these videos i think that its very important that we learn at least how to do the first step, never know when we actually need it
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@LibertyCappy Type = within race
Fetish = outside of race.
An Japanese dude doesn't have an Japanese Fetish.
A black dude doesn't have Jungle Fever.
An indian doesn't have a chance with anyone.
A Chinese dude doesn't have a Chinese fetish.
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She makes an excellent point...
Seriously, can someone explain this?
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@LAioria56469 @LibertyCappy Well if other cultures were as good as ours we wouldn't need to feel that way.
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@LibertyCappy Same reason white people call themselves expats but never immigrants when they move somewhere else, white people have this superiority complex of other cultures
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@JohnCaesar7 The best part was him hiring people from the US to bring their AR-15s to cull a bunch of deer the same year he said it.
The worst part is a significant number of Canadians are too stupid to see the problem.
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The most intelligent and frustrating words I ever heard Trudeau say? "You don't need an AR 15 to bring down a deer. they are restricted, range only guns. Other ignorant statements that made the list? Mini 14. Hunting guns for coyotes. Little thought went into this.
CCFR/CCDAF@CCFR_CCDAF
“That’s how this stuff falls. Not all at once, but piece by piece.” 🇨🇦
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@albertanbeech I think when it comes to weight ozempic is the lesser of two evils.
Being overweight causes problems everywhere.
Like, imagine having a heart attack at 30?
Ozempic is better than a heart attack at 30...
But eating reasonably and exercising regularly is harder than ozempic.
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Everyone knows Ozempic is bad for you, yet doctors are recommending it to patients as a healthy weight loss option. One woman I know who is on it was told it would help her quit smoking 😂😂
Does this mean doctors don’t give af about you or your health?
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@Creditspreadit @MrBeast Buddy here wakes up in a room with a bomb around his neck.
A voice comes on the speaker and says "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off, the room opens and you're free to go."
This dumbass chooses to sit there like: "hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@Boogie_Rambler @DeiCivitas Sounds like projection. You could try to explain your position, but I imagine you don't even know what you're talking about.
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@EV_Shortbus @DeiCivitas Well, I guess sticking your head in the sand and yelling 'la la la la la la la' is one way to protect your narrative. Good luck with that.
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Dear Canadians,
Please give Alberta one good reason why we should stay.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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@Boogie_Rambler @DeiCivitas 1. what risk?
2. We're next to the USA.
3. We're next to the USA.
4. borrowing from who?
5. We don't even have influence in Canada.
6. our infrastructure would be better.
7. All the labor wants to be here.
8. Nothing is stopping them from going to Florida.
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@DeiCivitas Reduction of risk, interprovincial trade, access to international markets/deals, lower borrowing rates, global influence via G7, shared infrastructure, emergency support, labor mobility, retiree mobility, just a few off the top of my head. The separatists are lying to you.
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@SexyStockSlayer @InsaneReality A stop sign wasn't going to stop that butterbeast. She was too busy chowing on a block of butter to look up at the road.
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@InsaneReality Why do they not have a stop sign to hold up? Just holding their hand up and then they put it down before the kid even crosses.
Crossing guard put kid in danger being lazy.
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Crossing guard pushes a child out of the way and takes the hit himself after a car fails to stop
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@themopinomicon @doxntme You wake up in a room with a bomb around your neck.
A voice comes over the speaker: "If you press the red button the bomb falls off, the room opens, and you're free to leave"
Actual retards in this situation: "hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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@doxntme its cos red button pushers are all massive retards
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What is it with red button pushers rewriting the question, like you're presenting an entirely different scenario
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2
Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted
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@doxntme @03archaist It's the same information you have in the box though.
You have no reason to believe anyone will pick blue, because you can't see them, just like you have no reason to press blue and get on the track because no one else is on the track.
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@03archaist That's exactly what I'm basically saying, they're changing the entire framework of the question. When you can see that no one is getting on the track, and have confirmation of that + possible communication it completely changes the initial question (anonymous global survey)
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@elrehnna @SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett Based on proximity to the house, I suspect the roots were likely damaging the foundation.
Pretty good chance even if they didn't take down the tree, 5 maybe 10 years down the line, the house would need to be scrapped.
I suppose at least this way they get insurance out of it.
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@EV_Shortbus @SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett So you're saying they should not have taken it down at all? I wonder why they decided to
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@CalebHodge88654 @KinaMagica Good eyes, I didn't eve notice that. But the sound definitely makes it obvious.
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@KinaMagica It seems like they slowed down and someone rear ended them, look at the left side of the video they go from a stop to a leap forward
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A pedestrian illegally walking on the road does not give you the legal right to run them over.
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: Twitch streamer hmblzayy hit by car during livestream walk from Philly to California.
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@KatKanada_TM If the CAD is worthless, the budget is less, duh.
31 billion CAD at 0.80 USD = ~25 billion USD.
65 billion CAD at 0.01 USD = 65 million USD.
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POILIEVRE: Carney, you doubled the deficit.
CARNEY: I reduced the deficit.
How is increasing the deficit from $31 BILLION to $65 BILLION reducing it?
What kind of Liberal math is that??? 🤔
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@Awoken_American @DiggingInTheDi1 That's all well and good in a hypothetical on paper.
But imagine you woke up with a bomb around your neck and a voice saying "Press the red button, the bomb falls off and you are free to go..."
How many people do you think will even hear the second option?
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@DiggingInTheDi1 In this hypothetical I think blue is the answer though. I love my mom. She's going to hit the blue button though. My niece loves blue and is probably going to hit the blue button too without thinking about it.
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This is "my vaccine didn't work because you didn't get yours" all over again
Why does anyone need to save the guy who picked blue? He can literally pick red
Roo@cluckthesystem
@DiggingInTheDi1 @lporiginalg No you have it backward lmao. You are willing to sacrifice everyone who voted blue at under 50% so you can say "oh they should have made the other choice" When you could just vote with them and eliminate all collateral damage. It's a 49 point swing advantage. You are dumb.
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