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@brian_bilston I'm not much of a poet, but here's a short one on my own pet-hate about Powerpoint presentations...
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Andrew R
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Three times winner of Twitter's "Least honest bio" award.
Kingdom of Northumbria Se unió Haziran 2014
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@samtiley @MysteriosoX Hope it helps. Give me a shout if you need any help with it. I'll try to remember to check-in here every so often.
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@MysteriosoX @samtiley Not sure if I'm on the right track, but I created a sheet of companies and systems they used, then created a second sheet that calculates the percentage match between each company, based on systems they both use/don't use.
Then I added conditional formatting to show the closest.
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@samtiley The appropriately named @ExcelPope? Although I think he's mostly over on the other place
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@MysteriosoX @adrianfclarke @CARmagazine I had a Corrado VR6 as a company car in the late 90s and one of my colleagues had the Golf VR6. I was never that impressed the Corrado, and the Golf was significantly worse.
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@forwardnotback And the government should have someone on the @HMRCgovuk account like every one.
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It will never happen but I think Twitter should pin a Tweet on the 28th of each month on every monetised account showing how much they “earned” in the previous month
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More on Twitter monetisation, no matter what the cause, there will be people using it as a nice little earner
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@AndyGilder I was and I did, and forever more I shall be known as "forklift".
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@ExcelPope Ah, you were the evening's big lad in the front row?
Hope you took them home
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This is a brilliant show, and you should go and see it if you get the chance. I don't think I've ever seen a comedian enjoying themselves so much in a set.
And I'm not just saying that because he threw me 4 free bags of crisps.
Al Murray 🇺🇦@almurray
Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"
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Andrew R retuiteado
Not surprised the former PM is careless with facts and details but staggered a publisher let this shoddiness through
Scott Wortley@Scott_Wortley
My son bought the Boris Johnson memoir for degree related reasons and brought this to my attention as an indicator of its quality and factual accuracy apparently Megrahi was released by a Labour scottish government. Shoddy. But characteristically shoddy and slapdash.
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@FunkadelicHorse @QuarkQuent I haven't kept count, as such, but I can still remember both their names.
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@QuarkQuent Indunno; I've been able to count to that number since I was about five so....
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Andrew R retuiteado
@ExcelPope @CharlotteCGill Actually do know a bloke called Darren who does this
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Can’t remember where I found this but wanted to make everyone feel included today
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Andrew R retuiteado
@DanielTSaySay @Shiv_who_burns @ToddCoxeter @twlldun The Kingdom of Northumbria shall rise again!
Then you'll be sorry.
Also, can we borrow your internet?
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Do you think something else might have happened between 1950 and 2016
The Anglish Times@theanglishtimes
The internet kills local dialects.
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@MsLMG79 @mrdavidwhitley Can confirm that every schoolchild in the North-East has been to Beamish and they all have the exact same three memories:
1. Going down a mine*
2. Going on a tram
3. Going to the sweetshop
*Killhope Lead Mining Museum has a better mine, but it's in the middle of fucking nowhere
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@mrdavidwhitley Beamish? Edinburgh Castle? Alton Towers? Battlefields in France & Belgium? Blair Drummond Safari Park?
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@fourfoot Although it's rather anachronistic now, The Smoking Room is one of my favourite comedies. A sitcom with just a single location has to be really character-focused, and that pays off big-time, especially with the heart-breaking conclusion of Robin's (Robert Webb) story arc.
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