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@Fred_Butler

Weird, Uxorious husband, Dad, Character. Coffee. A dumb biblicist guy. Jesus is a Zionist (Rev. 20).

Awesometown, CA Se unió Nisan 2011
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Greg Price
Greg Price@greg_price11·
I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏
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Iran has targeted U.S radar systems with some success. An ABC News analysis of satellite imagery and verified videos suggest that at least 10 radar sites used by the U.S. and allies have been struck by Iranian drones or missiles since the start of the war. Patrick Reevell reports. abcnews.visitlink.me/w0-JGa
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Celina 52 Truck Stop
Celina 52 Truck Stop@celinatruckstop·
We are saddened to announce our long-time third shift diesel attendant Carlos "CHUCK" Norris passed away in his sleep yesterday after death was too scared to attack him during normal hours. Chuck was an unremarkable employee whose only disciplinary action came in 2008 when he unjammed the store ATM with a devastating roundhouse kick. He will be missed.
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Kate Hyde
Kate Hyde@KateHydeNY·
Chuck Norris didn’t die. He heard there were some terrorists who needed to be re-killed in the afterlife.
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Jon Harris 🌲
Jon Harris 🌲@jonharris1989·
There are two narratives on X this morning. 1. Arabs are ticked Israel attacked South Pars gas field and U.S. didn’t stop them. Israel is yanking our chain. (Israel says Trump approved. Trump says he didn’t. He told Israel no more and they agreed). 2. Arabs are ticked Iran keeps launching rockets at them and is warming up to U.S. and Israel. Either way, Arabs are ticked and gas is likely to go up more in short term. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Megatron@Megatron_ron

BREAKING: 🇸🇦🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 Officially the Arab countries are threatening that they are going to join Israel and US in the war against Iran After weeks of Iranian attacks, countries in the Gulf say their patience is wearing thin. Saudi Arabia's FM warned that if strikes on GCC neighbours continue, military action is an option.

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Bonchie
Bonchie@bonchieredstate·
10 of these are older Reaper drones we purposely fly into dangerous situations. The rest were not caused by Iranian fire. A fact Bloomberg mentions. But the propagandists won’t. Their posts will pretend Iran is knocking out F-35s left and right.
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At least 16 US military aircraft have been destroyed in the Iran war, including about 10 Reaper drones, with several others badly damaged in attacks or accidents bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Fredman 🍍+🍕=👍@Fred_Butler·
A Dispensational Premillennial eschatology (I would say just a normal reading of the biblical prophetic passages) has Israel surrounded by a coalition of enemies (Catholic/Islamic groypers) seeking to destroy her, with the Antichrist leading the charge, and then Jesus returns to destroy that coalition.
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David Morrill
David Morrill@coconservative7·
Any chance there's a wiser position than "the enemy of the Jew is my friend?"
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Fredman 🍍+🍕=👍@Fred_Butler·
@megbasham That was a great M. Night Salamander follow up to I See Dead People. An excellent superhero/villain genre retelling. Your husband is my spirit animal on this.
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Megan Basham
Megan Basham@megbasham·
No you are all wrong about Unbreakable (and I note it’s all men defending it!)
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Fredman 🍍+🍕=👍@Fred_Butler·
@Chris_Hohnholz @BiblicalBeauty Just ask for gift cards. Problem solved. 1 year olds only want to put their face in a pie (or cup cake). In the case with this person, it would probably be some lame tasteless celery pie or something.
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Chris Hohnholz
Chris Hohnholz@Chris_Hohnholz·
I will say that I can sort of see both sides of this. If you do have a preference for your kid, it is good to communicate it to people so they know ahead of time. And I will say that they at least communicated this as respectfully as I think you can with this. That said, it can also kind of put people in an awkward situation, feeling like they are being pushed into a bit of a corner. Like, somehow their gifts are subpar if they don't get the kid the "right" kind of gift. I'm good with communicating your preferences to your family, but maybe that's something you share personally instead of a one-size-fits-all email or text.
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Megan Basham
Megan Basham@megbasham·
@Fred_Butler Well she knew what her sister was doing and wanted this to be her contribution evidently. Very on brand.
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Megan Basham@megbasham·
Well now my older daughter has sent me a response to the folks worried about this maternal impersonator she has. I have no idea what my other daughter is doing 😂
Malissa Canton@MalCan4401

@conservmillen I dont think its so much the checking as the impersonating part that people think isnt right.

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