Niko

// The rp accs I own btw are: @GothamGoonion @GoonionIntern @GothamCalamist @GothamApplebees @BrokeGothamite @Sp0reSpreader and @GothamCalloway The only twitter acc i'll have that is semi-active will be my main, @Blibbin1. Goodbye.

HOLY SHIT

THANK FUCK THAT CURSED YEAR IS OVER HOLY FUCKING SHIT. FUCK 2025. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. GENUINELY MAY HAVE BEEN THE SINGLE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE.

@Sp0reSpreader @GothamLibrary So you wont threaten him?

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary I MEAN. HAHA. YOU REALLY THINKT HATLL AFFECT ME? IM AS STRONG AS NATURE ISTSLEF. WE IWLL BNOUNCE BACK. YOU MIGHT AS WELL NTO EVEN BOTHER.

2026 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE CONSUMPTION. MAYBE. I THINK.

@Sp0reSpreader @GothamLibrary If you threaten my boyfriend again, I'm going to light Robinson Park on fire.

@GothamLibrary THE SPORES WILL EAT YOU FROM WITHIN, AND POUR OUT OF THE HOLES THEY CHEW THREW YOUR SKIN.

PRCC ANNOUNCEMENT: we're hosting a new years eve bash! donation drive, as always, cheap (and some free) food will be served! countdown to midnight! live music! all that sort of stuff! party starts at six!

@GotthamsWitch DO HORSES EAT MEAT?

@GoonionIntern they eat it like a snack sometimes but the eat other things too. they can eat just about everything a human can

I thought horses ate carrots.

@CourtTalon I'm sure the horses owners are treating them properly. Probably. There's laws about it, I'd assume.

@GoonionIntern i hope they do not get diabetes from this. it is a debilitating condition, did you know.

@CourtTalon Huh! nifty.

@GoonionIntern they also eat sugar cubes.

@CourtTalon Ignore this.

@GoonionIntern 🤨

Almost just cursed out a six year old. Fuck. I need a drink in the worst way.

@neuhayes @bestrighthand I was being holly and jolly earlier! I gave out lots of gifts to children and also my boyfriend!

@bestrighthand @GoonionIntern niko i sense some spirit in you it’s time to let it show and be jolly 😸

FOURHUNDREDDOLLARS

@neuhayes @bestrighthand The amount of money is fairly valid, I just wish it was coming from someone better than the bootlicker.

@GoonionIntern @bestrighthand ……

@neuhayes @bestrighthand COPARENTING A CHILD IS EXPENSIVE ENOUGH FOR ME AND IM A GROWN ASS MAN, YOURE A MINOR SINGLE PARENTING. I IMAGINE EXPENSES ADD UP!

@GoonionIntern @bestrighthand WHY ARE YOU AGREEING

@bestrighthand @neuhayes Fair enough, I guess.

@GoonionIntern @neuhayes Well, she also has a child to care for. I’m accounting for all costs.

@bestrighthand @neuhayes Yeah, but like $20 tops. $400 is a whole other gift.

@neuhayes It’s customary to also give money when you’re gifting someone a wallet.

December is an expensive month…

God, holidays are expensive when you have people you actually give the fuck about.

Fuck. God fucking damn it. If I fuck this up, that might be fucking it.