Simon Locybin 🍄

// Hi! So I'm only doing the // for this first post, but the whole thread is ooc. This arc was supposed to be a whole lot more than it was. But, the fact that it seemed more people made up their own shroom lore than actually listened to mine, it killed my motivation.

@PARTYPlNKIE // I'm just here bc I put out an April fool's tweet, Simon will go back to the grave tomorrow dw

// SIMON LOTS OF BIN??????

I believe I have finally lost faith in the consumption. The world is doomed to rot and die in its own sin. You have doomed us all. Does anyone know if Batburger is hiring?

// The rp accs I own btw are: @GothamGoonion @GoonionIntern @GothamCalamist @GothamApplebees @BrokeGothamite @Sp0reSpreader and @GothamCalloway The only twitter acc i'll have that is semi-active will be my main, @Blibbin1. Goodbye.

you’re in her dms. i’m black mold. inhale my spores

tonight we let the black Mold talk

@GotthamsWitch WHO IS THIS THING??? ARE THEY CLAIMING TO BE ME OR PRETENDING TO BE ME???? SHOW ME TO THEM. TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE.

2026 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE CONSUMPTION. MAYBE. I THINK.

@GotthamsWitch WHAT. NO IT IS NOT??? I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT. LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE. THAT IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE. I AM NOT PINK OR TRIANGULAR.

@Sp0reSpreader this is you

@GotthamsWitch NO, NO YOU ARE THE LOSER. YOU LOST. I WON. HA. HA HA HA. FUCK YOU. LOSER. GET FUCKED. I HATE YOU. THE PLANTS WILL RECONSUME YOU INTO THE NATURAL CYCLE.

@GotthamsWitch HA. HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. YOU MADE A SPELLIGN ERROR. HA. YOU LOSE. YOU ARE THE LOSER. LOSER WITH ONE O. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. THAT MEANS YOU ARE IN THE WRONG AND I AM SUPERIOR.

@Sp0reSpreader looser

@JUMPINSPIDERZ THE PARTY HAS NOT NEDED. FUCK YOU.

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary fine.

@Sp0reSpreader @GothamLibrary So you wont threaten him?

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary BUT DONT TDO THAT RIEHTER WYA

@Sp0reSpreader @GothamLibrary If you threaten my boyfriend again, I'm going to light Robinson Park on fire.

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary DONT DO THAT YOU IMBECILE, YOU WILL RUIN EVERYTHING

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary NO NO NO NO

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary NO

@GothamLibrary THE SPORES WILL EAT YOU FROM WITHIN, AND POUR OUT OF THE HOLES THEY CHEW THREW YOUR SKIN.

@Sp0reSpreader 😐 ......

@GothamLibrary I WILL REPLACE YOUR BONES WITH MUSHROOMS.

@Sp0reSpreader 😐 ...

@GothamLibrary YOU WILL BOW OR YOU WILL DIE.

@Sp0reSpreader 😐

@GothamLibrary IT WILL BE. I CONSUTLED THE MUSHROOMS. FUCK YOU.

@Sp0reSpreader 😐