August

// The rp accs I own btw are: @GothamGoonion @GoonionIntern @GothamCalamist @GothamApplebees @BrokeGothamite @Sp0reSpreader and @GothamCalloway The only twitter acc i'll have that is semi-active will be my main, @Blibbin1. Goodbye.

Please? Anyone got any sort of job opportunities going on?

New year, and I'm still unemployed. Anyone need a henchman, goon, bodyguard, sniper, or runner? Im willing to work for peanuts atp.

If I'm here in a universe with another me, does that mean my universe might have a new me? Was I replaced? I wonder if they're even different, or if I'm just displaced now. What if I don't even have a home at all?

Fuck this shit. Im going to a club.

Another year, and I'm no closer to home. I'm getting fucking sick of this Renzo. I'm getting fucking sick of being trapped inside. I'm getting fucking sick of this universe. I just want to go home. I dont think I ever will.

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@CourtTalon I'm not stabbing my brother. I'm taking him home with me, when I find a way to get there.

@BrokeGothamite shank your cell buddy then.

@CourtTalon I don't house him, Lorenzo does. We're technically both his prisoners.

@BrokeGothamite you house a lunatic, is why.

@CourtTalon It quite literally is about me.

@BrokeGothamite none of your business, loser.

@CourtTalon Why the fuck are you even like this?

@BrokeGothamite let's go, then. when and where.

@CourtTalon I'm not as afraid to punch a child as you think I am. You assholes act like this, and then wonder why I talk shit about you. I have never done anything to you. He has never done anything to you. We've been trying to leave you the fuck alone, why don't you let us?

@BrokeGothamite god, i can only pray he's actually your brother. that'd shorten his lifespan tenfold. i hate you both.

@CourtTalon Don't talk about my brother like that.

@BrokeGothamite lorenzo and a fraud that should die.

@CourtTalon Fine, Renzo and the guy I hang out with that also happens to be named James. Happy?

@BrokeGothamite *lorenzo. just lorenzo. there is no 'james'.

@CourtTalon IT FUNCTIONS PLENTY. I CAN WHOOP JAMES AND RENZO IN GIN RUMMY.

@BrokeGothamite i doubt it functions.

@CourtTalon I HAVE A VERY BIG BRAIN. IM NOT GOING TO GET BULLIED BY A SIX YEAR OLD. WHAT THE FUCK.

@BrokeGothamite you did not say inaccurate, though.

@GothamGoonion You're not even going to deny that you use me as a shitty replacement for him, because you don't view us as separate people? You literally only want me around so you can feel less bad that your kid hates you, and I'm getting sick of pretending that that isn't the case.

@BrokeGothamite Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I didn't fuck Niko up, Niko's old parents fucked Niko up. Niko's string of exes fucked Niko up. Niko's coke problem fucked Niko up. Hell, even Niko fucked Niko up. I was nothing but nice to that boy.

I'll do anything to go back to my universe. Does anyone have a thing for that? Does the Justice League have a phone number for this or something? Some Multiversally Displaced Hotline?

@GothamGoonion No, no the fuck I'm not. You've got the wrong Auggie. I think that you forget that I'm my own person sometimes. I had a home there, and my own family there. I don't like that you just view me as another chance with your first fuck-up.

@BrokeGothamite Even if you never find a way back, you'll always have a place here. You're my kid, after all.