Lorenzo Anguilli
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Lorenzo Anguilli
@GothamGoonion
President and Founder of the Gotham City Henchman's Union (The Goonion) (DC OC account)
Park Row, Gotham City Katılım Nisan 2025
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// The rp accs I own btw are:
@GothamGoonion @GoonionIntern @GothamCalamist @GothamApplebees @BrokeGothamite @Sp0reSpreader and @GothamCalloway
The only twitter acc i'll have that is semi-active will be my main, @Blibbin1. Goodbye.
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// Hey guys, after a long period of a lack of motivation and a need to do other shit, I'm finally pulling the trigger and just stopping all my "dcrp" accounts. I'm just not feeling it anymore. I'll leave the accounts up, and maybe I'll come back eventually, but it's not likely.
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POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS BOOTLICKER OVER HERE
Theo@bestrighthand
My goal for next year is to work more overtime.
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@BrokeGothamite Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I didn't fuck Niko up, Niko's old parents fucked Niko up. Niko's string of exes fucked Niko up. Niko's coke problem fucked Niko up. Hell, even Niko fucked Niko up. I was nothing but nice to that boy.
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@GothamGoonion No, no the fuck I'm not. You've got the wrong Auggie. I think that you forget that I'm my own person sometimes. I had a home there, and my own family there. I don't like that you just view me as another chance with your first fuck-up.
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@bestrighthand Oh, please. You couldn't kill a germ with a bottle of isopropyl. You couldn't kill a flower in the dead of winter. I don't think a single person in this entire world is less capable than you. I don't think I'd even trust you to shine my shoes without fucking it up.
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@raccphobia I hate to break it to you, but that wouldn't be much of a twist.
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@GothamGoonion Plot twist it's the Joker sending these he's low on men
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Someone sent me the same exact strawpage a second time. My answer still stands.
The Joker is a little bitch, and is the second worst person to work for in Gotham. (Fuck @Bllackm4sk)
Lorenzo Anguilli@GothamGoonion
I would ask my associates who work regularly for the Joker, but I can't on account of the fact that the vast majority are dead. Don't work for the Joker. You'd be better off trying to mug Batman with a knife.
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@aftonroboticltd I tell them they can do whatever they want in life, and out of that infinite list they choose cocaine.
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@batman06261984 I personally don't commit many crimes anymore. I'm a public figure, after all.
Just some light kidnapping, money laundering, tax fraud, and a whole lot of obstruction of justice. In fairness, you probably break more laws than I do.
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I would ask my associates who work regularly for the Joker, but I can't on account of the fact that the vast majority are dead.
Don't work for the Joker. You'd be better off trying to mug Batman with a knife.
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// Hi! So I'm only doing the // for this first post, but the whole thread is ooc.
This arc was supposed to be a whole lot more than it was. But, the fact that it seemed more people made up their own shroom lore than actually listened to mine, it killed my motivation.
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It's important to remember to stay positive in times like these. Personally? I'm a fan of irony.
open.spotify.com/track/2oSpQ7Qt…
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